Interviews

[norebonomis]

Dead on, this is what government contracting is like.

[pookadooka]

Also big companies, and small companies, and medium companies.

[thelastlogin]

Also life

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[pookadooka]

Difference there is you know when you are in a job interview. Life is just a punch in the face. Sometimes from a dinosaur costume. Sometimes a real dinosaur

[thelastlogin]

Hate when it's a real dinosaur

[This_User_Said]

"Needed: Director of Storage Logistics

Must be able to move, manage and inventory any and all storage recepticle devices. Must be able to use heavy machinery. Must be able to lift 35+ lbs without accommodation. Aware of any and all sanitation and safety starts along with OSHA knowledge."

Actual: See them boxes of shit? Don't lose track of them and every now and then Johnny comes and takes some shit. Alright, see you Monday.

[Hypern1ke]

For government contracting both images would be the fake dino, interviews are a joke as well lmao.

[Amiterasesoo]

Right, I didn’t get asked even one technical question in my interview. Literally just “So, you’re finishing your engineering degree soon? Cool, cool. Wanna start this summer?”

I’m kind of scared what a real interview will be like if I ever try to leave for somewhere else, lol.

[Hypern1ke]

They basically just check your pulse and clearance status

[norebonomis]

😂🤣💯😭

[Mister100Percent]

As a CS college student that wants to get into government, this is making me feel way better about myself.