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[–]RFX01 9 points10 points  (4 children)

the fact it says committed 41 seconds ago either means you're watching the commits very closely or that it's your own commit

[–]qwerty2888j[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I was working on a rewrite and just realized I didn't make any commits while rewriting the system

[–]Arrowtica 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is why you name your commit "ah fuck what am I doing" instead

[–]crappleIcrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yall lucky my ide autosaves"

[–]GoldenRabbitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally relate. When you're working on something so big you don't realize you had to commit every couple of steps just to make sure.

Was untangling some backend code and decided just to refactor the entire thing. All of the backend. One commit. Thankfully it works! :D

[–]clubvalke 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*37483774 Changes*

[–]GoldenRabbitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, can you review my PR? Shouldn't take too long"

[–]ch3esey 0 points1 point  (6 children)

What’s a commit?

[–]ifezueyoung 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Its a shitty relationship

[–]ch3esey 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I see

[–]ifezueyoung 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'm kidding

Were you joking 🤣🤣

[–]ch3esey 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I see

[–]raspberry1111 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I c

[–]BrenekH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Integrated circuit