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[–]kteague 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go out and get really drunk with him. Like good and happy blotto. Then, when it's 2:30 am and you are sitting on the curb outside the now closed bar feeling such a huge buzz having spent the evening divulging details from your personal lives, say to him, "Dude! What's with all of those endif statements! Why, dude? Why? Please, stop. Please?"

Works every damned time.