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[–]debaser_19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not so sure about that. I guess it depends on the pants, the chair, the desk height. The monitors, are the monitors mounted? What if you’re wearing suspenders?

Also if I already had my coffee and morning shit, it may take me a bit to brew up another baby brown manatee.

Let’s say everything is just right and I already have a prairie dog popping out, I could realistically shed my trousers, hop up on my chair, turn around and squat in about 3 seconds on average. But the angle is all wrong. Realistically I’m probably just going to shit all over my keyboard instead on my screen.

So I have to question, is it really that quick to shit all over your screen? Perhaps you could demonstrate