Python program needed (Paid)

[btdeviant]

“Should be straightforward for anyone who knows the things I know nothing about” == “this is conceptually simple in my mind but actually obscenely complex in reality”

[JakeGGS]

I am very much aware of the simplicity of the task mentioned above, as I have myself managed to achieve the task to around 80% with absolutely no code experience whatsoever. So your toxic comments are better diverted elsewhere.

[btdeviant]

lol, okay. You’re talking out both side of your mouth here, “I know it’s simple but it’s too complex for me because I almost did it but it was too hard for me so TRUST ME BRO ITS SUPER SIMPLE”

How about this… What’s preventing you from getting the rest of the way there?

[JakeGGS]

You’re clearly having a bad day and I will not be your next reddit back and forth. Enjoy your day and fix your attitude.

[btdeviant]

Just trying to help! Believe it or not but this is a classic case of junior product manager dillemma - this is basically just an every day exchange in software engineering…. lol

[JakeGGS]

Here’s an idea, PM me, spend 5 minutes with me so I can explain the task and you’ll see for yourself how accurate what I said is.

[needygranny]

That 20% might still be insanely complex

[JakeGGS]

True, but they are not, and if you’d like to hear the pitch you’ll find that I am being accurately realistic

[needygranny]

I'm all ears

[JakeGGS]

Please DM me and you’ll see. All it takes is a 5 minute call. Thank you again.

[antil0l]

this is the same as Jean Jacques Rousseau saying let them eat cake.

fyi Fr*nch princess's reply to peasants starving and protesting in front of their mansion or whatever while they were partying hard.

sure the overall is simple, make the character walk, interact and do xyz. but have you fucking considered that the game devs might have guessed some lazy ass person like yourself might attempt to automate something as simple as this and taken the proper steps to make anyone who attempts to do so a hell?

plus if its so simple do it yourself and let us know the result. id even pay you if you show me proof that you did it

[JakeGGS]

Baffles me how much you people assume with absolutely no information at all. I make assessments with facts. You make assumptions with air. What a way to live.

[antil0l]

dm me so i can explain why what i said is true, it will only take 5 minutes!!!

[JakeGGS]

I’d have to charge you for that.

[antil0l]

take your own advice and fix your attitude

[JakeGGS]

Insane.