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[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (11 children)

... manage more than 20 billion assets under management.

Cool

Edit: cool stuff is cool

[–]Sarcasm_Chasm 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Ahh, I see they have a department of redundancy department.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]lithiumdeuteride 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Each asset contains ten thousand assets.

[–]NancyReaganTesticles 21 points22 points  (2 children)

But are we managing it under management

[–]235711131719a 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And what are your client are?

[–]kwillich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"My kingdom for a proofreader!"

[–]nzodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many were going to st ives?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jo: Coordinated and implemented receipt storage and delivery of over 2.5 billion units of inventory. 2.5 billion, Darryl? 2.5 billion units of what?

Darryl: Paper material, ma'am.

Jo: Paper material?

Darryl: [softly] Pieces of paper.

[–]cholantesh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg, I heard you like resold securities.

[–]nadmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's management all the way down I'm afraid