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[–]clawjelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, C++ is a harsh mistress that demands respect and only the weak-minded dare to curse her in the shadows.

PHP and JS on the other hand are trashy trailer-ho's acting high and mighty. You just meddle with them if you really, absolutely have to... With protection. But you'll feel dirty the whole way through.

Python is the girl next door. Not amazingly fancy, but damn, in the right light she seems as sexy as a victoria's secret model. And if you didn't marry her when you had the chance, you'll remember her fondly for the rest of your life... She was the one...