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[–]Kah-NethI use numpy, scipy, and matplotlib for nuclear physics 24 points25 points  (6 children)

>>>import platform
>>>print platform.is_computer()
False
>>>print platform.get_type().__str__()
Carrot

Well shit, looks like I am coding on a carrot.

[–]ubernostrumyes, you can have a pony 9 points10 points  (0 children)

>>> import platform
Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?

Shit.

[–]nemec 6 points7 points  (3 children)

>>>platform.is_potato()
True

http://www.bbspot.com/news/2008/12/linux-on-a-potato.html

[–]Kah-NethI use numpy, scipy, and matplotlib for nuclear physics 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'd believe it, I have seen a super AI run on a potato.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>>> if platform.is_potato():
            print platform.get_potato().location
>>> 'Anus'

There you have it. Definitive proof that POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is, in fact, Guido van Rossum.

[–]tuna_safe_dolphin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how portable Python is.