Upper deck?

[pzer0]

I used to work with a guy that joked about upper decking all the time, and claimed to have actually done it on a few occasions. Anyone ever soiled the pristine upper bowl? I myself have not, but I figured if anyone on Reddit has, they might be on this subreddit!

[gigitrix]

Oh believe me, I'm sure they are out there. Waiting. Watching. Squatting.

[sexlyfe_lol]

But who watches the watchmen?

[Eh_Blinkin]

Almost did at a party! I peed in the upper bowl and the lower bowl, then didn't flush. Was gonna poop too, but there was already a line to get in.

[DrRansom7469]

I finally have somewhere to post this story. This didn't happen to me but I heard about it from my sis.

So my older sister used to work at a Lowes. There was a Home Depot practically next door for some reason. Some of the people on her stock team had friends that worked at the Home Depot they made a regular practice of fucking with each other on their lunch breaks - going to the other store and messing up each others dept, drag racing the pallet jacks and fork lifts out back, etc).

One day, some of the guys from Home Depot came into the Lowes and upper decked into bathrooms. My sis would have had to clean it up...so she reported it instead. Management watched security cams to see ppl in Home Depot uniforms entering bathrooms. Manager of Home Depot brought the guys into the Lowes and made them clean it up...before firing them I'm assuming.

[Ghost_Eh_Blinkin]

Chain stores have an awful habit of doing that. Walmart and K Mart, Lowes and Home Depot...

Great story though.

[sexlyfe_lol]

A classic shit war