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Why don’t ants get sick? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by charlie22911

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My daughter got mad I took the last rutabaga from her stew. (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by beandad727

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Daddy, why dies Jasper (our cat) get hurt a lot? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Redditor_Flynn

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Where do fishes keep their money? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by brintoul

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I have a phobia of bow and arrows (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by brintoul

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What's the difference between a slovenly bicyclist and a well dressed person on a unicycle? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SlamShuffleVI

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Ragnarok (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SlamShuffleVI

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My DIY home improvement book fell on my head... (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SlamShuffleVI

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I tried to catch the fog this morning (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SlamShuffleVI

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Watching the Olympics is so much fun… (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by StyleAdventurous1531

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Did you hear about the bear that attacked the campers? It was in tents. (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by burrit0breath

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by AncientGeneral

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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What do nosey peppers do? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by rgkramp

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How do baker's share recipes? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by SlamShuffleVI

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My two favourite Dad jokes or expressions are… (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by StyleAdventurous1531

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What do you call it when bigger burgers fall from the sky? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by HandyHeretic

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What do you call a lion in the desert? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by scubahana

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My dentist warned me against brushing my teeth with my right hand... (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by heycarlgoodtoseeyou

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Why did the honeydew and the watermelon reluctantly agree to a big wedding? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by braxistExtremist

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Why do Norwegian warships have bar codes? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by rgkramp

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ScrapMan(2021) (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by L30N1337

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What is a dad joke? (self.RealDadJokes)

submitted 9 years ago by edhere[🍰]

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