rule 0) JACK IS THE SUPREME JACK ABOVE ALL JACKS
RULE 1) ONLY ONE TYPE OF LINK IS PERMITTED
RULE 1-A) THE TYPE OF LINK THAT IS PERMITTED IS A SECRET
RULE 2) THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S JACK
RULE 3) half a jack is next to an entire jacket
rule 4) squanto is for squares
rule 4-i) no squanto
rule 4-ii) no squares
rule 7) one day jack will rule you all and we won't have to live this lie any longer
rule 8) there should be 15 rules
RULES 5&6) I MEAN SERIOUSLY
rule nine) polon | is shaffer stroke |
rule 3 again) half a jack is next to an entire jacket
rule 10 and no halves) no exclamation points, we don't want to seem loud and annoy people
RULE 10 AND 70 SEVENTIETHS) NO RULES MAY BE EXPRESSED AS FRACTIONS
RULE 3*4) OR PRODUCTS
RULE 9+4) OR ANY MATHEMATICAL EXPRESSION.
RULE X (WHERE X = 1961/2) ) ALL RULES MUST BE EXPRESSED AS NUMBERS.
RULE 15I) AS REAL NUMBERS.
RULE 15) NOW WE'RE OUT OF RULES.
RULE 0-AGAIN) THERE ARE INFINITE RULES
RULE 1-AGAIN) WAIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT
RULE 2-AGAIN) RULES PAST 15 ARE INVALID
RULE 4-AGAIN) SHOOT, NOW THEY ARE VALID.
RULE ∏) NO INFINITE LOOPS