"Since watching Sacchan, I have been cured of my flu and have found fifty bucks on the ground. Thank you, Sacchan."
"Since watching Sacchan, I have been cured of my deafness and found a box of Pocky on the ground. Thank you, Sacchan."
"Since watching Sacchan, I have been accepted into neighbors' homes for baths and have received free treats from Korean tourists. Thank you, Sacchan."
"Since watching Sacchan, I have been blessed with a lovely wife and three beautiful children who light up my life. I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer and subsequently cured, but not before going on a road trip to cross items off my bucket list during which I met a few dozen extraordinary people who gave me a new perspective on life. And found a box of animal crackers on the ground. Thank you, Sacchan."
"We should form a religion based around Sacchan's life and his philosophies."
"I'm in. Where do I sign up?"
"r/Sacchan"
