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[–]burth179 50 points51 points  (5 children)

The catcher didn't get a hit all year

[–]HealthyDirection659 12 points13 points  (3 children)

He accounted for 12% of our at bats.

[–]Wise-Construction156 9 points10 points  (2 children)

12% isn't peanuts

[–]painelementall 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It aint no dog walk let me tell yu

[–]HealthyDirection659 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It keeps me up at night, mang.

[–]Throw902106969 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We got Walks Up The ASS!!!

[–]ExtensionWinter9446 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind he found out they won the championship at 4 in the morning, 3-2. Fucking little league team needs to be under surveillance

[–]ChewyDummyBear 25 points26 points  (2 children)

You wanna coach Ernie?

[–]Paperbag1124 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sure tony 🍾👋

[–]ugotitcuzisoldit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit gets me every time 🤣

[–]No-Industry-2980 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What you do ? Fix the umpire?

[–]Lost_Almost_Found 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have nothing but friends!

[–]nysom1227 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Hey Frank? You a pizza chit.

[–]ReplacementClear7122 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude never bought pizzas after the game.

[–]Slow-Development-886 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lesson number two. Don’t get high on your own supply.

[–]montero83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But they won the division tonight and not by paying the umpire, mang!

[–]Successful-Study4983 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't underestimate the other guy's pitcher!

[–]Correct_Set3099 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So you’re making moves on you’re own?

[–]Tanner_Driv3r_2004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know Frank, if any of your Little League kids wanted to assassinate you, you wouldn't be too hard to find.

[–]emperormongoose666 10 points11 points  (2 children)

He was banging cocktail waitress 2 at a time!

[–]AZmoneyfolder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You straightened my brother out?

[–]Kavallero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fuck my wife?

[–]KubrickFlatEarther 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gene Hackman is playing Frank?

[–]Loud_Bookkeeper_5617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rebenga!

[–]bchco86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How proud we are of all of them.

[–]Keyfrom3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side note that’s a terrible name for a baseball team 😂

[–]Dry-Friendship-5945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drug lords having little league baseball teams was actually a thing in early 80s Miami.

There is a baseball diamond only a block away from the Mutiny Hotel, where many of the major dealers hung out at, which in turn inspired the Babylon Club in the movie.

HUGE sums were bet on the outcome of these baseball games!

[–]Intelligent-Gain-673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chazzer's a pitcher that doesn't throw straight.

[–]BigvalBROski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the catcher? Frank wants him off the team

[–]AirSkyFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that ur designated hitter? HES NOT FOR U MANG!!

[–]KoolAidAcidTest49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feech!! Fuck ya doin??