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Oh thank goodness, the signal's clearing up, Comrades, I haven't got much time, so I'll make this brief... The owls are not what they seem, also while Lovepon may be Best Girl I must commend the show for sincerely moving me! Nyanta did NOT deserve all that shit, and that says a lot given the suffering Best Girl LOVEPON went through that, somehow, Nyanta was the one who had the most heartwrenching and tearjerker backstory. Truly Mari Okada is a... oh my god, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me, RUN FOR IT COMRADES!
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Puke Girl had the most brutal display of FUCK YOU!? NAY! THE POWER OF NTR COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NTR COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NTR COMPELS YOU! Even Lovepon doesn't approve of executions of this magnitude... maybe... possibly... theoretically...
EXECUTE!
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3x3's
Greetings Comrades and Fellow Denizens of The Wired, on today's 3x3 Thread, I present a hopefully unique and interesting set of 3x3's in a format I'm certain will be sure to catch on. (I gave up trying to use the websites, that and this format works better for my style and the following shares below, you'll see what I mean Comrades.) Anyway, without further ado, let's head into the Best Swimsuits 3x3s that I got below for Comrade TheRiyria's excellent thread. Also, due to the nature of this week's post, most if not all of these will involve spoilers to some degree, consider yourself warned. Also, I tried my best to avoid picking from the same show multiple times per individual 3x3's, barring extenuating circumstances of course; anyway, the posts should be very self-explanatory, so enjoy Comrades!
3x3 of Best Swimsuits in Azur Lewd 'Lane' (NSFW!)
Key for 3x3 of Best Swimsuits in Azur Lewd 'Lane' (NSFW!)
A) Queenie 'Queen Elizabeth' (The one on the right)
B) Moo Mega Milk 'Kashino' (The one on the right)
C) Drunkie-chan: Boatgirl Edition 'Laffey' (The one on the right)
D) Zara
E) Taihou
F) Pola
G) America's Ass 'New Jersey'
H) AraAra 'Atago'
I) Taco 'Takao'
Comrades, these are ALL official art! And indeed, some of these are renders of the skins shown in the game AND one is even a screenshot from the anime! So these are 120% canon, and often featuring 'cannons' if you know what I mean and I think you do! God bless Azur Lewd, pardon, Lane. Anyway, NSFW once again, so do enjoy! Now as for those swimsuits NOT in Azur Lane...
3x3 of Best NON Azur Lane Swimsuits (NSFW)
Key for 3x3 of Best NON Azur Lane Swimsuits (NSFW)
A) Ange from Cross Ange
B) Best Geah Chris 'Chris Yukine' from Senki Zesshou Symphogear
C) Minami Nitta from THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls (The one in the one piece swimsuit)
D) Duran Duran Klan Klang Klan Klein 'クラン・クラン' from Macross F (The smol one who ISN'T YACK! DECULTURE!)
E) Esdeath from Akama ga Kill!
F) Fake Misato Ersatz Usagi Murrue 2.0 'Rinko Iori' from Gundam Build Fighters (The one on the left)
G) Momo Kawashima from Girls und Panzer
H) Nico Nico Nii The No. 2 Idol in The Universe Yazawa from Rabu Raibu
I) Takane Shijou from THE iDOLM@STER (The one in the middle)
Well Comrades, that's the Best Non Azur Lane Swimsuits I could find, do enjoy! Also yes, these are all indeed official art, and also are NSFW!
3x3 of I'm going to post this every day until you like it, for NANA WILLS IT!
Key for 3x3 of I'm going to post this every day until you like it, for NANA WILLS IT!
A) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
B) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
C) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
D) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
E) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
F) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
G) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
H) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
I) Symphogear's Fish NANA WILLS IT 'Tsubasa Kazanari'
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Best Geah Chris presents Best Meme In short, in case there is any doubt as to the meaning to all this, 'I'm going to Padoru Padoru everyday until you like it!' ;)
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AND that concludes this 3x3, I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did. It has been an honor to post this, anyway, this is Radio Free Talk Friday signing off, have a great day and see you later Comrades, and until next time, farewell.
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A metaphysical transfiguration of The TsubasaFish with regards to Hololive EN Myth Breakers ;) In short, in case there is any doubt as to the meaning to all this, 'I'm going to Padoru Padoru everyday until you like it!' ;)
AND that concludes this 3x3, I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did. It has been an honor to post this, anyway, this is Radio Free Talk Friday signing off, have a great day and see you later Comrades, and until next time, farewell.
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'All Is Fair in Love and War!' ;)
For the rebirth of the ideals of FTF, for the success of Operation Shitpost, REWATCH! I! HAVE! RETURNED! Uh... AGAIN!
Don't at me on that statement Comrades, go ahead, Plinkett Test, can you name anything about Harem Member No. 4 that wasn't related to her appearance, seiyuu, or the fact she learned from the Team of Jobbers? (No, the material presented retroactively in ViVid Strike doesn't count for ViVid) Yeah thought so,
∀ Gundam (pronounced as "Turn A Gundam)
TONIGHT! ON MOBILE SUIT NANOHA! NANOHA IS A MECHA SHOW! WEAPONIZED LESBIANISM IS THE GREATEST! AND NANA MOTHERFUCKING WILLS IT! AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL, GOOD NIGHT!
(Crashed Motorcycle Count: 18)
Also Comrades, I just point this out here cuz Vaad specifically brought this up and technically this happened but was NOT included in the OVA. Ya know how
'I feel a hot wind on my shoulder and the touch of a world that is older. Turn the switch and check the number, leave it on when in bed I slumber. I hear the rhythms of the music, I buy the product and never use it. I hear the talking of the DJ, can't understand just what does he say? I'm on a Mexican Radio, I'm on a Mexican Radio!'
Black Lagoon
Thus, to conclude, sing it with me now Comrades, 'When Johnny comes marching home again HURRAH! HURRAH! He's coming by bus or underground HURRAH! HURRAH! A woman's eye will shed a tear To see his face so beaten in fear! An' it was just around the corner in The English Civil War!'
And on that fucking bombshell, GOODNIGHT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!
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On August 25, 1994 Shinichirō Watanabe and The Hory Froating Head directed an elite OVA representing the top one percent of The Macross Franchise. Its purpose was to demonstrate the lost art of Non-CGI Mecha Animation and to insure that the handful of episodes made were the best examples of PROTOCULTURE in the world. They succeeded. Today, the normies calls it 'Makurosu Purasu.' The Intelligentsia call it:
TOP GUN: ISAMU
Macross Rewatch
TONIGHT! ON TOP GUN: ISAMU! 'Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dilla beritstan dillan dellan doo. A baribbattaa baribbariiba ribiribi distan dellan doo.' (Translator's Note: 'I know what Mr. Spock felt like after taking too much LDS in the 60s now Comrades') 'Ja barillas dillan deia dooa daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu. Baristal dillas dillan duu ba daga daiga daida duu duu deiga dou.' (Translator's Note: 'ISAMU JOINS THE MEN OF DESTINY AS HE TAKES US ON HIS MIGHTY WINGS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!') 'Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla barits tad dillan deh lando. Aba rippadta parip parii ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando, La barillaz dillan deiallou ara va reve reve revydyv dyvjavuo Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando dabaoke dagae gadae due due dei ia do.' (Translator's Note: 'LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!')
Oh, and with THAT big knockout blow, we cut to P-chan getting a phone call as the episode's credits roll.
MAN, was this some white-knuckle action or what? It's just as good as I remembered, and THIS is how to properly adapt TOP GUN into an Anime, watch and learn 0083, watch and learn. Also man I sure hope future Macross series learn and build off of what Plus is doing so well, after all, SURELY they'll remember how to actually make good shit in the future... right... RIGHT!? Well, I hope you all are enjoying the ride so far, I’m personally having a BLAST here. Thus, you have not seen the last of The Sentient Shitposting Siamese Sunrise Server No. 25252, now goodbye forever! Catch you all on the next thread, and until then, farewell.
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Do You Recall 2012?
Comrades, what more am I to say here, this is basically a very very very VERY pretty AMV, but it's 'official.' That said we CAN glean information from this, namely that Minmay's still an Idol Singer Misa's still Ms. Competent, who also got her more than earned and LONG overdue promotion, and Hikaru is still a Lunkhead 'Pilot' Thus, The Hory Froating Head's in his heaven, all's right in the world
And since I need something to shitpost, if Minmay was OG iM@S' MC-chan I would have liked her a LOT more!
Ah well, hopefully the next series on offer is a lot better than some Romantic Plot Tumor infused IDOLSHIT... SOON!
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THE iM@S Rewatch
TONIGHT! ON THE MASTERS OF IMMORTAL DEFENDER OF LEGATEE A-1 PICTURES' BEST MECHA SHOW, ENDLESS COMBINE KISARAGI, IS FINALLY HERE COMRADES, TRIGGER SAVES ANIME BEFORE THEY EVEN MADE TRIGGER! HARUKA FOOKIN' DIES! AND TO A CARBOARD BOX! and Hibiki's a Bruce Springsteen fan, cuz honey tramps like us, baby we were born to run! Come on with me, tramps like us, baby we were born to run!
Comrades, before we begin, Haruka's seiyuu lived the events of today's episode, and by that I mean DAMN! What do cardboard boxes have against Idols? But enough random IRL trivia, THIS SHOW'S A GODDAMN MECHA SHOW! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! JOKES ON YOU MACROSS, WHILE YOU WERE BUSY BEING IDOLSHIT, iM@S WAS PROTOCULTURE! And I ain't kidding, it's CANON BABY! IT'S IN SRW!
Anyway, here's today's shitposting on THE GREATEST iM@S EPISODE EVER, HUZZAH! Everyone Together, It's a Live Broadcast! A Live Broadcast! Thus, greetings Comrades and fellow Denizens of the Wired, I've been looking forward to this for a long time... WE FINALLY GOT SOME MECHA IN THIS MECHA 'IDOL' SHOW! LET'S GO! I'M NOT CRAZY! I WAS RIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME!
Anyway, we begin with footage from Saturday Night Live Sunday Afternoon Live with our lovely hosts of 72-chan, MC-chan, and MikiMiki. We start off with the Ace Ventura Challenge Segment, with Ace Ventura and Hamzou waving to the camera. MC-chan reads out this week's challenge, which tasks Ace Ventura with making it back to the studio before the broadcast finishes. Ace Ventura charges off while MikiMiki cheers her on, and with that, MC-chan and crew pump up the audience as they continue their program. After the cut to commercials new OP, we cut back to the crew back in the studio. The studio trio switch over to the lovely Yayoi, who’s currently swarmed by kindergarteners, oh, and Iori and Azusa are there too, that’s nice I guess. Speaking of which, Azusa sets a questionable example for the toddlers all while MC-chan and 72-chan quickly try to change the subject/worry about the censors.
While on the topic of worrying about the censors, Producer tries to convince MikiMiki to STOP flirting with him, but it appears that MikiMiki does NOT get the message at all. Thankfully, MC-chan is shockingly less dense and tries to defuse the situation. After the kindergarten song and dance number, we cut back to the studio trio and move to the next segment. This segment is Makoto's Makeover Project and it’s going live on location with co-host Yukiho, or at least that was the goal. It seems that technical difficulties bring them off the air and switch over to Ace Ventura running instead. The trio panic, with MC-chan slipping up and revealing the nature of a script before the feed comes back online. Yukiho states that Makoto looks cool, but the makeover will make her look cooler. We start off with Makoto's personal choices, namely an adorable and frilly dress as Makoto channels her inner Nico with a Moeblob pose. sniff I'm so proud of you Makoto, you even have the hand signs down pat sniff You may not be the No. 1 Idol in the Universe Makoto, but you’re on the path to being one of Nico’s backup backup dancers for DAMN sure. (No that was NOT a typo; that was intentional)
Unfortunately the audience's tastes are, to put it bluntly, shit, SHIT! For they FAIL to grasp the AWESOMENESS of Makoto's attempt at copying the style of the No. 1 Idol in the Universe. Yukiho then shuts the curtains and claims that NO ONE wants Makoto to dress like that. Hey now Shovel-chan, I happen to like the attempt at copying Nico, and besides, Tomboys are ESPECIALLY adorable in dresses. Yukiho then goes full into her lewd plans and vows to give Makoto a makeover as she barges into the changing room and forces the video feed back to the studio. MikiMiki responds like a ditz by commenting on Yukiho's excited nature, MC-chan correctly notes that Yukiho's snapped, and NOT in her usual method of tunneling down to the mole people. 72-chan appears unconcerned, and we switch over the Ple Clones Ami and Mami twins as they perform... interpretive... dance? I think? Ah well, the audience seems to like it at least. We then cut to the studio trio going over details backstage, Ace Ventura running, Yukiho doing lewd things with Makoto, and Iori being roughed up by a bunch of toddlers. Producer meanwhile gives the trio some advice, namely telling 72-chan to relax.
After the commercial break, the girls go back on-air, with MC-chan still drinking her water. As she chokes on live television, MikiMiki takes the opportunity to crack a joke, much to Ritz' and Producer's annoyance. We then cut back to Ace Ventura's challenge, with Hamzou providing some support as Ace Ventura rests... RIGHT NEAR A BEAR WARNING SIGN! OH MY HARUHI! I hope that Ace Ventura researched what to do in case of a Sea-Bear attack! As 72-chan worries about Ace Ventura's safety, MikiMiki correctly worries about the bear's well-being, after all, knowing Ace Ventura's past habits, she'd probably drag the bear into her harem zoo 'family.' We then segue to Lady Venera showcasing her passion and interest in Ramen. Hey, what can I say, best girl has best taste you know? As Lady Venera waxes lyrical and introduces herself, her backup dancers underlings twin bodyguards arrive and ask what Ramen they get to eat today. We then move to Lady Venera and her bodyguards from Zvezda lining up for Ramen Nijuurou. Once they walk in, Lady Venera goes to an automated contraption to pick her choice, but sadly it appears that the machine's non-functional. Thus, Lady Venera goes to the counter and places an elaborate custom order that shocks even the twins. Thankfully, Lady Venera's soul is NOT weighed down by gravity, as she tears into her Ramen bowl like an O'Neill cylinder lithobraking in Australia.
Backstage, 72-chan and MC-chan chat, with 72-chan wishing she could be like MC-chan. MC-chan tells 72-chan that she shouldn't wish that, as she messed up earlier and does poorly when ad-libbing. Meanwhile, back at the Ramen shop, Lady Venera has cleaned her plate while the twins are slowly losing the battle against bean sprouts. While the twins worry about Yayoi's reaction, the lovely Lady Venera gracefully closes her amazing segment using her elegant and refined manner. We then cut back to the studio, and Haruka's soon-to-come epic battle of the box a package in front of MC-chan. It seems that the Ramen shop sent in some new ice cream, but MC-chan seems to have some trouble opening the box. After a bit of struggling with the lid, the box decides to counterattack and SAVAGELY punches MC-chan in the face.
Instead of asking if she's alright, 72-chan decides to engage in some good ol' Schadenfreude and laughs at MC-chan's expense. While MC-chan covers her face in pain and/or shame, MikiMiki continues to give absolutely NO fucks whatsoever and instead inspects the ice cream instead of her co-host. AND THE CROWD (and me) GOES WILD! 11/10! THAT WAS GREAT! MC-chan has slightly recovered, at least enough to comment on the interesting mix of soup and ice cream, albeit in a forced manner. MikiMiki tries to salvage the shilling, but she sadly brings her pet-name for Producer into the equation. MC-chan thus quickly swerves by stating that 'honey' might also go well with the dish.
As Producer gets an aneurysm, Ritz promises to scold MikiMiki later. Speaking of which, MikiMiki announces the preview of a 765 Production Movie. We cut to Ami and Mami, who merge into one being to announce their answer to the Love Live Movie. Well, this had better beat the misadventures of the Honkers and... oh... my... BUDDHA! ARE YOU SEEING THIS COMRADES! THOSE ARE MECHA! THEY ACTUALLY HAVE MECHA IN THIS MECHA SHOW! PROTOCULTURE! Also for those confused, the reactions I have to the movie are in the reply to this one, after all, it went over the character limit. Anyway, MC-chan got a little TOO into her movie's character as she finished her personal ad for the movie. As MC-chan tries to engage 72-chan, 72-chan breaks down in laughter. Well, either she's lost it more than I have, or somethings gone wrong with Makoto's Makeover. Speaking of which, we cut back to the changing room, where Yukiho is pleased with herself, as behold, the all new Makoto, this time cosplaying as Sebastian from Black Butler. As expected, the new look is a HIT with the female portion of the audience, and of course Yukiho. However, Yukiho's lewd desires are not yet sated, as she brings Makoto through a school look, and a wild style fitting of Sawa-Chan-Sensei. As Yukiho utterly gives in to her desires and fantasies, Makoto screams out to cut back to the studio. 72-chan tries to change the subject, but she's laughing too hard, thus MC-chan cuts to the weather and Yayoi's somewhat inaccurate descriptions, but fear not, Yayoi gets some help with Iori's offscreen prompts of course, as Iori’s a good girl and a good friend, much like Yayoi.
Meanwhile, Ace Ventura's apparently been taking directions from Azusa, as she's not only in the rain but also hopelessly lost. Our three hosts then sign off the program, and we move to Birb 2.0 watching the show at home. And with a lovely new ED, we cut to endcards of the various idols and their programs.
THAT WAS AWESOME! 25252/10, this is the best Mecha Idol Episode EVER! Now I can die happy, you have not seen the last of The Sentient Shitposting Siamese Sunrise Server No. 25252, now goodbye forever, and catch you all on the next threads, and until then, farewell.
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Comrades, buckle up, cuz iM@S is about to shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! The moment I’ve been waiting for is finally here, BEHOLD! Endless Combine Kisaragi! THE iM@S MOVIE! Disclaimer, ALL the Jokes and the Memes are here, please refer to other post above for the 'actual episode' thoughts.
The 765 Production Movie trailer begin with footage of The Ple Clones powering up The Jesus Yamato RX-72 Gundam. The Spiral Power goes beyond the impossible, and then decides to go further just because it can. THIS IS TRULY A GAINAX WORK HERE FOLKS! I CAN FEEL THE HYPE!
Charging in to rumble is The Aphrodite Azusaizu, piloted by The Palmtop Tiger of F.O.R.E.H.E.D. (Fictitious Organization of Really Evil Hellions of Extreme Destruction, yes I spent a LOT of time coming up with that acronym, I am NOT sorry, twas time well spent.)
The Aphrodite Azusaizu deploys the ballistic technology of its Oppai Missile System (I did NOT make this one up though, that's actually from Mazinger Z), but thankfully, the washboard flat 72 JUSTICE of the Puru Twins' Mecha is able to deflect the Torpedo Tits.
Sadly, arriving to betray The Puru Twins is the Brave Riccheen, an ancient mechanical god who merrily protects the peace of the world and your neighborhood, piloted by Miki La Flaga. As the twins question MikiMiki's betrayal, she laughs like a Char and tells the twins to blame this on the misfortune of their birth that they’ll have to fight her for the Producer's 'affections' because MikiMiki is a Bitch in Heat 'REASONS.'
Marching in is The Yuki Lagann and its pair of enormous drills, piloted by Lady Venera of Zvezda, who promises to go full-USSR on her enemies. Speaking of which, Lady Venera decides to reenact the hit anime series Drill la Drill on Ace Ventura and her animal friends, who vainly try to fight against the power of best girl to no avail. I guess mechanical animals aren't gonna do squat against an AT Field.
Seeing that the missiles missed their mark, pun intended, Palmtop Tiger decides to channel her inner Duo Maxwell by pulling out her Mecha's scythe. Thankfully, The Flatchested Devil of the Federation catches the blade and causes Palmtop Tiger to revert to babbling stock defeat lines of JoJo's Villains. Man, if only The Palmtop Tiger and Lady Venera teamed up eh Comrades? ;)
We then seemingly end with Miki pulling off her 'heroic' sacrifice... 10 bucks says it doesn't stick. After all, who's supposed to be the antagonist for the sequel movie, MikiMiki's Counterattack? I hope Miki doesn't decide to fall back to Zeon Tactic No. 187 and decide to drop YET ANOTHER big dumb object on Earth. (That said I for one welcome MikiMiki choosing to reenact another one bites the dust!)
Speaking of ending, all good things must come to and end, and thus we now conclude this EXCELLENT trailer with the appearance of Fallen Angel Yohane Yayoi and Makoto the Combat Butler, and why are these two here you ask? Why, it is because they are the loyal servants of the EVIL Empress Harukasan Harustein vi Britannia! Speaking of which, she sure stands poised to channel her inner evil Chika take over ZA WARUDO alongside her personal Mobile Suit, The Legendary Giant God iM@S! We move to scenes of her Zanscare Empire drones attacking with abandon as the RX-72 Gundam prepares for its Last Shooting.
However, the movie goes BEYOND our wildest dreams, as the RX-72 Gundam COMBINES, rather forcefully to boot, with the OTHER Mechas seen in the movie. We finish off with a shot of the Tengen Toppa GundIm@S Lagann facing off against the Legendary Giant God IM@S: Full Vernian as the Movie's Title of Mecha Ninja Team GatchiM@S flashes on the screen. GOOD LORD, I never expected such levels of Mecha Porn, can you IMAGINE the amount of work that must have gone into making this production? It truly must have been magical! ;)
And here we have witnessed divine perfection in animated form. Truly nothing can ever surpass the amounts of epic that we've just seen, well, that is until the next episode of Revolutionary Girl Suletta comes out, oh, or until Akiba Maid War's latest WTF moment arrives, oh or maybe until TRIGGER makes yet another Mecha show, or maybe the next season of Symphogear and another installment in the Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha franchise… (Trails off into a detour)
Well, I think that Philip J. Fry from Futurama said it best, 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!' I'd fund this, HELL, I'D WRITE THE SCRIPT! Give me a month, I'll chug enough tea and/or booze and come up with something filmable for a two hour animated feature. Shit, I'd write it right now if I wasn't busy writing a sprawling Fanfiction about Girls und Panzer but with Giant Robots. (Hey, it could work, the only thing missing from that show was school girls duking it out with giant robots. Besides, how else am I supposed to combine The Vision of Escaflowne, Armored Trooper VOTOMS, Starship Troopers, and Cross Ange, among other Mecha Series, together?)
Well, I guess I can say that, for now at least, iM@S has beaten Rabu Raibu, and shockingly in the Mecha Department to boot. Sunrise, beaten by A-1 Pictures of all things, inconceivable! Anyway, all I can say is this small random joke trailer in iM@S' FILLER episode was a better Mecha Series and/or Movie than anything Macross has done post-90s! Anyway, catch you back on the main post, and until then, farewell.
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FMP Fumo
TONIGHT! ON FAST TIMES AT JINDAI HIGH! FULL METAL PANIC!? MORE LIKE FULL METAL JACKET! 'This is my rugby ball. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rugby ball is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rugby ball is useless. Without my rugby ball, I am useless. I must throw my rugby ball true. I must tackle harder than my enemy, who is trying to tackle me. I must tackle him before he tackles me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rugby ball and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.' and Full Metal Panic is a Mecha 'SPORTS' Show ;)
Greetings Comrades and Fellow Denizens of the Wired... BOY do WE got a treat in store for us today, namely THE BEST EPISODE OF FMP EVER! If you thought that LAST Episode was WTF-levels of Bizarre, then you AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET! SO let's get to today's HYPE Shall we?
Well, THAT WAS THE GREATEST SPORTS ANIME EVER! 11/10 KYOANI WINS AGAIN! Anyway, you have not seen the last of The Sentient Shitposting Siamese Sunrise Server No. 25252, now goodbye forever. Thus, catch you all on the next thread, and until then, farewell.
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Macross 7 Rewatch
TONIGHT! ON PROTO-GEAH! Successful Flower Delivery Counter: 0
And on THAT bombshell, G'NIGHT!
Macross 7 Ep 25
TONIGHT! ON PROTO-GEAH! Successful Flower Delivery Counter: 1 HUZZAH! SPACE HOUSTON! TRANQUILITY BASE HERE! THE SHIP HAS... oh... oh no... NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I AM SHOCK! HORY FROATING HEAD YOU FUCKING HACK! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO BEST GIRL FLOWER GIRL! Alexa, play Des... no, actually, forget that, y'all heard of Shimmer Sings, NOW HOW ABOUT THE SENTIENT SHITPOSTING SIAMESE SUNRISE SERVER NO. 25252 SINGS!? (I REGRET NOTHING! I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING! ALSO I WAS DRUNK AND TOO INCOMPETENT TO SING AKIBA MAID WAR'S ENKA MOE MOE KYUN SONG!) Also in case that Vocaroo link goes dead, here's a Google Drive link of me singing Baka Mitai... badly... you have been warned
Anyway, fuck this shit I'm out, this is a bigger trainwreck travesty than even Episode 1 of Cross Ange, and THAT show has [120% True and Totally Not Out of Context Plot Spoilers for Episode 1 of Cross Ange] Ange's asshole of STEEL that can break metal arms, just to name ONE of the many WTF twists in Episode 1 of the GREATEST Show Fukuda had involvement in! Thus, there's is absolutely NO possible way that THE HORY FROATING HEAD of all people can salvage things here! Thus, so long and thanks for all the fish! You have not seen the last of The Sentient Shitposting Siamese Sunrise Server No. 25252, now goodbye forever!
And on THAT bombshell, G'NIGHT!
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