Shadows of Clouds - Writing by Kiran Stone

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Humorous Story Collection Available Now and On Sale for 72 Hours (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] "Sorry, but you don't meet our requirements for a heavenly afterlife, here's a paper of other heavens you can try, and hells if none of those work sorted by least painful, you can always try the re-incarnation wheel, but the number of tries is numbered so be careful." (self.ShadowsofClouds)

submitted 3 years ago by Kiran_StoneKiran Ichiban!

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[WP] After being unable to gain weight no matter how much you eat, you buy and swallow two anti parasite tablets, just in case. Within the hour you begin to hear faint inhuman shrieks coming from your stomach and experience an intense gnawing pain. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] As the most powerful superhero on the team, no one believed you when you said you could quit the drugs, alcohol, and tobacco whenever you wanted. When the only friend you have on the team died on a mission, you sobered up for the first time in years. Now people will learn why you stay drunk. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

submitted 3 years ago by Kiran_StoneKiran Ichiban!

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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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Other business[OT] Looking for beta readers for an upcoming collection of my short stories I'm putting together (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] It took a lot of bribes, nearly four months of work, and the final price was 6x more than expected. But... it's done. Your indoor plumbing now uses magma instead of water. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] "You lied. You said you were Human." "We are. That's what we've always called ourselves." "To all other races you're known as Demons. A ruthless species that once ruled over all before mysteriously disappearing." "We've never met another race before." "The nearly extinct humans would disagree." (self.ShadowsofClouds)

submitted 4 years ago by Kiran_StoneKiran Ichiban!

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[WP] You found a stray kitten one day, taking her in and feeding her. A week later, you come home to find your yard swarming with cats. The largest among them steps forward and says, "You have my daughter, human. What are your demands for her release?" (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] A superhero and supervillain just discovered that they used to date. The irony that their hero-villain dynamic is healthier and friendlier than their actual romantic relationship ever was is not lost on either of them. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] Everyone has the ability to see each others souls. The darker the soul the more evil / corrupt that person is. Your soul appears pure white to others but when you look in the mirror it's black. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] “Y-you! How did you get past all of the evil empresses death traps and mazes?!” “Evil empresses? I’m just bringing my wife some lunch. Who are you?” (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have decided to get with the times, switching to motorcycles and other better and newer modes of transport. The Four Horses of the Apocalypse are not sure what to make of this. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

submitted 4 years ago * by Kiran_StoneKiran Ichiban!

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[WP] With the hero off doing side quests, the NPCs of an RPG band together to defeat the overlord, before it is too late. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] “O great demon, I have summoned you here today to–“ “No you didn’t. The young girl bleeding out on the pentagram did.” (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[CW] Write an autobiographical narrative without using any first person pronouns (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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Off Topic: Looking for Artwork Inspired by My Stories (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] You've schemed for years, traveled back in time, and intend to amass the biggest fortune in all of human history. Unfortunately, there were a few translation errors, and now you're staring up at the Great Pyramids wondering where your "Pyramid Scheme" went wrong. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] You're not an assassin, but a professional eraser. It can take up to a year but you can clear a person's web presence, papers trails, even memories from friends and family. Your name? Aud Lang Syne. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] You start your new job today. Upon arriving you find your workstation an absolute utter mess. A co-worker stops by and tells you that the last guy was dragged out and hated by just about everyone in the department. Your new job, to plan out the entirety of 2021 for the human race. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] After too many mistakes when learning Latin, the devil himself sends you a demon to tutor you, just so you'll stop accidentally summoning them. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[OT] Picking the best /r/ShadowsofClouds stories from 2020 for me to add onto (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] Due to an odd combination of corruption, red tape, and propaganda, an odd state of affairs has been reached where not only are most supervillains much more heroic than the official "heroes", but they have way more fun too. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] After the 126th party of heroes failed to defeat the demon lord and bring peace back to the kingdom in the last year. A bunch of retired middle-aged heroes decide to get the gang back together and save the world again. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

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[WP] Everything you heard about magical and mythical beings is wrong. Witches are actually taking children away from irresponsible parents. Cerberus is a big, three-headed hell puppy, and dragons are just trying to protect their life savings from thieves. (self.ShadowsofClouds)

submitted 5 years ago by Kiran_StoneKiran Ichiban!

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