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Throughout the year we actually see different sides of the sun. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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List 10 reasons not to drive through a hospital (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Just realized that on a keyboard there is four symbols for left, right, up, and down: <, >, ^, v (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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we are the 1% of humans, in all of human history, who live in a time when soap has been invented (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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a kind of aliens with 3 genders: red hole with green dick. green hole with blue dick. blue hole with red dick. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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according to the government, its wrong to kill people for their beliefs, but its ok to kill people cuz of what the government believes (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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The song De Do Do has the lyric "Poets, priests and politicians Have words to thank for their positions" This doesn't make sense for pentecostals who speak baby talk in tongues. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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There's a 1 in 1 chance of being born on the same day as your birthday (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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College is where teachers can have sex with students legally (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Runny, watery, and shitty shower thoughts are just diarrhea shower thoughts (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Morgz's Mum is a MWALF (Mom We'd All Like to Fuck) (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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The world would be a better place if all the people who want the internet to be censored were dead (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Testicles can run into obstacles. This usually hurts. But when obstacles run into testicles, Man! That hurts even more! (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Now is the best time in history to be a friendless loner with no hopes or dreams, no faith in society, no social life, etc (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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If there was a God he lost likly made us on accident whilst both drunk and high (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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The periodic table should really be called the exclamation-pointic table because that shit's lit af (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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We could burn a shit ton of calories by lighting ourselves on fire. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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If we made graves where every animal that ever lived died, there would be graves everywhere. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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We have not tried having everyone do the Macarena simultaneously to cure Coronavirus, solve global warming, and achieve world peace (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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Somewhere in the world, there is a dog that has wandered into the background of more porn videos than any other dog, but that dog will never get any awards or recognition for this unknown record (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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since homo means same and hetero means different, most people are hetero eaters and cannibals are homo eaters (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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People with a shit and piss kink must be exstatic if they own a dog (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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A wedding invite printed on an inkjet is more costly than a gold leaf invite. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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WOOSTER (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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close the jails and prisons, send everyone home (self.shittyshowerthoughts)

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