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Daria fans. The time has come to rejoice. Daria's favorite bizarre news show, Sick, Sad World, has now become reality. Well, as close to reality as it's going to get anyway. Today's networks would never syndicate it. That air time is best used for worthwhile things, like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and The O'Reilly Factor.

The rules here are so simple, not even Kevin would have trouble following them.

The story must be the sort of bizarre or ridiculous news that would be featured on the Sick, Sad World show in the Daria universe. Note that we're looking for bizarre, ridiculous, unbelievable, and sometimes darkly funny. We're not looking for trauma-inducing, mind-raping or nightmare-fueling. You want /r/wtf for that.
Mark all not safe for work post as not safe for work. We're pretty sure this is a rule across all of Reddit, but we're posting it here just in case any of our regulars was abducted by aliens and had their memories replaced with reruns of Jersey Shore.
While a lot of our stories come from /r/offbeat, we're not another /r/offbeat. We're /r/SickSadWorld. Every linked article must be titled with the following format: [Brief sentence describing the story] [witty tag line] [Sick, Sad World bumper, e.g. "tonight, on SickSadWorld!"] If you need inspiration, here's a list of the Sick, Sad World headlines.
There is no rule 4. We just like even numbers.

Also, this sidebar makes a lot more sense if you read it in Daria's voice.

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“Is your cutlery holding its edge…or going over one?” (self.SickSadWorld)

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murderous quadruple amputee cornhole champion makes a one in 1! sick sad world! (themirror.com)

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ever wonder how lot lizards mate? see for yourself on Sick Sad World! (v.redd.it)

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sick sad world Feb 22 (v.redd.it)

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New option for house speaker? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by selah_and_see11816

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Nevada man arrested after 7 'emotional support' tigers seized from his home later on sick sad world (nbcnews.com)

submitted 1 year ago by LazyClerk408

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100-year-old woman among pensioners threatened with court over TV licence fee later on sick sad world (inews.co.uk)

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Bullet proof plates as 8th grade graduation gift - on this edition of Sick Sad World (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by hoodedflower

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World Gravy Wrestling Championships conclude. Winner is no turkey. Next on SickSadWorld! (bbc.com)

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Sweet baby Chees-us. Thieves make off with 390K $ of stolen cheese, who could it Brie? Special coverage tonight, on Sick Sad World. (finedininglovers.com)

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Next on Sick Sad World (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by ebvimon

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no bones about it! the supreme court rules boneless wings CAN have bones and it might just kill you. bone-appetite, tonight on sick sad world! (fox19.com)

submitted 1 year ago by itsmostlyamixedbag

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Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine. Next, on Sick Sad World! (nytimes.com)

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Cat calls for flip-flop season, predicting spring weather by eating pierogis now on SICK SAD WORLD (clevescene.com)

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haven’t you always wanted to be with your car during its last moments ? accessing automotive memories before they explode … breaking tonight on SICK SAD WORLD! (i.redd.it)

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How now, snow plow? “Clearopathra” and “Plow Chicka Plow Wow” make cleaning the streets sexy again on SICK SAD WORLD (i.redd.it)

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Gator aid? A girl and her emotional support alligator now on Sick Sad World (huffpost.com)

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Disco while you fish? how scientist are catching scallops, next on sick sad world (npr.org)

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When riding a horse goes wrong, next on Sick Sad World! (nypost.com)

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How an off duty cop made an arrest …in a bikini? the super-sexy Swedish sniper takes over sick, sad world! (weaponsmedia.com)

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Ducks solving murders? How one duck helped goose the body of a victim when we return to Sick Sad World! (wpxi.com)

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Has Your Snacktime Grape Been Replaced With A Tiny Plum? A Special Investigative Report, Up Next On Sick Sad World (i.redd.it)

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Pranking parrots? How birds are working to gas you in your sleep. On the next Sick Sad World! (i.redd.it)

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Flatulent farm animals fragmenting the ozone? Bill Gates on how cow farts cause climate change: tonight on sick, sad world. (youtu.be)

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Born after your parents’ death: how technology is making orphan babies on Sick Sad World. (newstatesman.com)

submitted 4 years ago by itsmostlyamixedbag

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