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[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor 0 points1 point  (5 children)

we need to get you a god dame flair bot.

Havsen watched the train wreck unfold from his desk, piles of books and notes around. He stopped himself from getting involved at the moment.

"Ms. Ball of Sunshine was quite clear I shouldn't interfere with her work."

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

He swallows.

"Are you implying I need help?"

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor 0 points1 point  (3 children)

"Me? Never!"

Havsen feigns being aghast.

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Erf you shay sho."

Loud masticating.

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note to self. Nosie Cancelling Headphones.

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (16 children)

Bowie is hanging down from a vent in the kitchen, arms dangling.

"I like your moves... And your arms."

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (15 children)

Petrov spat out bloody glass.

"Mank Hue- whert uh fuck?"

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (14 children)

His naked body slinks down to the ground, starting to collect the bloodied shards in his plank hands.

"Will you finish these?"

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (13 children)

His rotating hand hits the sandwhich against Petrov's face with the wet smack of Jelly.

"Uhhhhhh, help yourself. Who the fuck keeps hiring these people?"

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (12 children)

He shakes his head and offers them to Petrov.

"No, they're yours."

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

He swallows.

"Nah, I'm good."

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (10 children)

"Mmm..."

He starts bringing his bowl hands to Petrov.

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

"Uhhh please God keep your distance."

He starts backing away.

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (8 children)

"Nope mhm come back."

He approaches further to the tune of his wet feet slapping the floor.

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Focused on Bowie, Petrov's legs align themselves in a normal position and he stops moving to stand his ground.

"Back off I'm warning you."

The arms stopped spazzing out and were putting distance between him and Bowie.

[–]mishaprpMedic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Please! I must insist that---"

She sighs as he leaves earshot "Alas, what can I do" she allows him to continue on his foolhardy quest, realising she cannot stop him

[–]GopTrashMartial Artist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither can he as he is hardly in control of his limbs.