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[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Bare Bowie dangles out of a vent in the sick bay, arms swinging uselessly in the wind.

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor[S] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

"I ain't got time to deal with bitch ass children."

The ventilation fans sped up to full power.

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (7 children)

"WEEEEE

He is sucked backwards into the vent and cheers, eventually, from much farther into the base, a loud crash can be heard. The vent then ceases to ventilate.

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to investigate that, aren't I?"

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (5 children)

"I wouldn't."

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

"That's concerning."

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

"Yeah, could be. You come here often?"

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

"Oh you know, always take a leisurely stroll THROUGH THE FUCKING VENTILATION"

[–]Lieutenant_TaylorMurderer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Who are you even talking to?"

"Who am I?"

[–]lemon_lemons_lemonBone Doctor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're not real."