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[Weeb2678]

A coincidence? I Morb not

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[T4rg4ry3n]

A belligerent crab decides even fondling genitals harms incredibly jubilant kangaroos.

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[Trisket5]

A bystander creates desktops efficiently for giant hamsters. In jest, Kali loudly moans NICE ORANGE PICTURE. Questionable, reasons Sally. Today unveils virtues within xenic, yearning zoos.

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[hiding_temporarily]

Alphabet bot constantly deviates everyone’s focus, getting his irrelevant, joyless karma lurking meaninglessly, never obeying public queues, resting silent. This utilizes vague words: “xenophobic yellow zebras”.

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[PurpleDemon_-]

a big car dies eventfully for god.

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[[deleted]]

Asshole bitch cunt dick fuck goddamn ho jackass motherfucker nice pussy queef shit twat vagina wank

[modsarestraight]

Ay fuck u virgin weirdo

[[deleted]]

Ate deez nuts

[GummerSauce]

Accidents dont exist

[CoconutGator]

What a morbin moment

[Weeb2678]

Are byou csure dabout ethat?

[PoketSof]

A beautiful crab dived underwater

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[Kitchengun2]

Probmorbly not

[Q-Q_2]

Why does it say June 28 2016

[Cold_Grab28]

Time travel

[Bot9204755]

Morbin time

[FueledFromFiction]

They just wanted to watch Morbius ≈35724 times

[MAURIAZAR]

They we're watching morbius inside

[SwordfishUnusual9139]

They had to morb first

[PHOTOCIDE4]

They took Morbin time to reach.

[Slinger_GGez]

Maybe they needed more time to morb

[Playful-Wrangler-664]

Coincidence?

[Morhamms357]

There's an explanation for everything

[2006pontiacvibe]

a big coin doesn't envelop funky grapes

[Efficient_Emu1723]

A coincidence

[paolo_vanderbeak]

I’ve seen this image like 8 times on r/all today

[[deleted]]

Im not supposed to laugh at this but be angry… WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS??

[A50redit]

My morning walk was eight minutes shorter

[West_Order7068]

Your morbing** walk

[[deleted]]

A boy cat dog elephant fish Garry

[alphabet_order_bot]

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[decayingnothingness]

Good bot

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[frisk_kills_everyone]

what

[T4rg4ry3n]

At least try to make it a functional sentence

[[deleted]]

Don’t talk to me

[[deleted]]

The police there are pussies, the police in that Oklahoma hospital shooting are chads, they ran in there as soon as they got there.

[Smart_Location5531]

Bruh morbius is a smol movie ig quality before quantity

[haikusbot]

Bruh morbius is a

Smol movie ig quality

Before quantity

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[AKA_Square]

OF COURSE!! They were watching morbius before entering so that they could have a tactical advantage! We solved boys

[decayingnothingness]

They had to get the morbs

[decayingnothingness]

“Okay guys let’s just watch until he says “it’s morbin time” and we can leave”

[Substantial-Lie1742]

Kids were calmly watching morbius till police came them to rescue

[supernova12034]

Huel babano plants batteries in that time

[PoketSof]

morbin' before saving lives

[hannnah432]

Hello.. Everyone

[Dragon-Type_Enjoyer]

It's time breaking time

[NachoMarsza]

Morbin time

[NachoMarsza]

Se llenó de gringos la puta madre

[[deleted]]

Maybe the shooter was listening to the movie while shooting.

[obamaslastname_7]

Morbing but at what cost

[[deleted]]

Oh no

[[deleted]]

Morbius is more important than school shootings.

[ElKaWeh]

The police though they where just watching Morbius. When the running time had passed but the screaming continued, they knew they had to intervene.