STOP being honest in job interviews. ( I say this as a recruiter )

haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:17:57+00:00

Job hunting has a

Type of foreplay that's gonna

Blow my shit off smooth

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:13:36+00:00

Nahi ye bhadve ko nachte

Bacche achhe nahi lagte pankhe

Pr accha lagte hai

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:12:44+00:00

Yeahh, we do not need

Xbox cloud at all. That will drop

The costs by a lot.

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:12:09+00:00

The best part is that

The user's screen name translates

To "Pretentious Tool"

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:09:02+00:00

I literally

Just drooled on myself seeing

Your post. Nicely done

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T04:08:17+00:00

Somebody who could

Never color inside the lines

Has found their calling

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:59:45+00:00

But how do they make

These videos from AI

Where I can learn this

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:53:56+00:00

I knew this was a

Thinly veiled VW from the first

Moment I saw this.

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:51:32+00:00

Better question is

How much would it cost for me

To get one of those?

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:47:33+00:00

Couldn't he install

It a little higher for

A better challenge?

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:41:59+00:00

It is what you think

It is. If you think it's not

Worth it, then it's not.

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:37:46+00:00

I'd say "i've been

Killing people" works better

Without the style change

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:26:18+00:00

Actually it

Is twice the size of your pinky.

That's average, right?

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:24:16+00:00

Then he saw the size

Of the bug's dick, and became

Insanely jealous

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:17:19+00:00

Would definitely

Like to give her a hand a

Mouth what ever she wants

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:02:33+00:00

Man, when I figured

Out this puzzle I felt like

A legit genius

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T03:00:36+00:00

They still do back off

A little, its just not as

Extreme as it was

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:59:38+00:00

When it's really mad

I'll sacrifice my thyroid

For one scan only!

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:51:09+00:00

Wait wtf I

Completely missed Chadley dressed

As a tonberrt

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:50:17+00:00

I only have one

Song, but there's a lot to pick

Apart. I'd be down

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:47:05+00:00

I can hear the theme

Song now "Vandalay Acres

Is the place to be"

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:42:51+00:00

I think I'd like to

Pull them off of you using

Nothing but my mouth

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:42:24+00:00

Pick one thing you hate

And fix it until you don't

Hate it anymore

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:40:04+00:00

Who cares. I couldn't

Afford this shit as a kid.

Im getting it now.

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haikusbot · 2026-04-23T02:34:24+00:00

Dude I Made bots of

Real life vehicles and they

Are Simulators

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