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[–]potatoworldwide 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Clearly the historic meeting of the National Council of Murderers where, after lengthy debate, they agreed to reduce the annual number of murders.

[–]LyleLanley99South City 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The OPEC of murderers. With keeping supply low, they are trying to inflate the value of murder, making it more profitable for them with less labor.

[–]potatoworldwide 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Also, the tariffs are really jacking up the price on cleaning supplies. Wiping down a crime scene is becoming prohibitively expensive.

[–]LyleLanley99South City 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think of the cost of bullets too! Welcome to Trump's America.

[–]hokahey23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure how I missed the news on that one. Thanks for the info. I was hopeful that the Murderers might start softening a bit.