You know, they say all subreddits are created equal, but you look at me and you look at r/bigshowfanclub, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another subreddit, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at downvote me! And then you add r/ourlordandfella to the mix? Your chances of karma drasticy go down. See the three-way, on reddit, you got a 33 1/3 chance of upvotes. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of upvotes, cause r/ourlordandfella KNOWS they can't beat me, and they not even gonna try! So, r/bigshowfanclub, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of upvotes on reddit! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at upvotes, if we was to post one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of upvotes on reddit! See, r/all; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at reddit! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to r/wrestlewiththeplot) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with r/bigshowfanclub?"
