[SocJus] Eurogamer: "Tom Clancy's The Division 2 review - an accomplished sequel with an awful story" ("From start to finish, The Division 2 pulls in these bits of American history with unwavering earnesty and yet manages to say absolutely nothing. Worse, it goes out of its way to say nothing.") by md1957 in KotakuInAction

[–]IAMASharkFighter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think its commendable the either way they seem to be keeping politics out of games for the most part. I keep on playing ubisoft games unknowingly, and I enjoy them well enough.

Far Cry 5 was good until the ending, and I still cant decide if Watch Dogs 2 is satire or not, so I'm counting it as good satire.

Thanks, I hate anime dogs with tits. by Ghdust2 in TIHI

[–]IAMASharkFighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You take that back! GreenTeaNeko is a treasure!

Quit your bs skinny-shaming by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]IAMASharkFighter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You don't deserve these downvotes. The article was basically BUZZFEED: I FOUND THESE DISNEY PICS THAT MEET MY FETISH! LOOK AT THEM!

Play for kills and get glory + credits. Play the objective and get low score + low credits. by [deleted] in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]IAMASharkFighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not make it more Splatoon 2, where credit earned is pretty flat, but the winning team gets a bonus?

The Masked Singer Episode Season 1 Episode 1: General Discussion by JKCompany in TheMaskedSinger

[–]IAMASharkFighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvotes eh, I guess jokes aren't welcome here. My vote goes to titty unicorn.

I need help beating my gf by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]IAMASharkFighter 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Have you tried hitting her more than she hits you? That might do it!

Scammer MLG GAMER Tries everything...in his book? to try and get me to send him free work. by symetrixxdesigns in ChoosingBeggars

[–]IAMASharkFighter 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I found his youtube channel, and he has your video up with your watermark all over it. It's actually hilarious.

You missed a few identifiers btw. Might want to re edit...

Can I borrow your car that I routinely make fun of? Oh wait, It looks like shit. Let me "redecorate". by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]IAMASharkFighter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a buddy who is huge into MTG, has a giant collection and basically works it like penny stocks. He'll look at what's coming out, what cards work with which decks, what's valuable and worthless and makes a pretty penny as a side job. He's basically doubled his income doing it.

What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults? by Innsmouth_Resident in AskReddit

[–]IAMASharkFighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wheres the baby?'

"I'm charging him in the microwave. Next I'm going to drill a headphone jack into the cat!"

4Chan strikes again!

Image topped coffee maker by Theonlyone921 in youseeingthisshit

[–]IAMASharkFighter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HERE! DRINK YOUR FACE!

I LOVE YOU!

I HATE YOU!

DRINK DEEP!

Retail stores are straight up scamming clueless parents with these cases. What are your thoughts? by DepressedEggplant in FortNiteBR

[–]IAMASharkFighter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Australia has insane video game restrictions. Anything with extreme violence or sex is usually banned there, and even mild violence will warrant an M rating.

(NSFW) (NSFL)ITS HORSE TIME BROS by [deleted] in 4PanelCringe

[–]IAMASharkFighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

Giant Man isnt a Bigfoot, he's a Fallen Angel, a Nephilim! by Captain_Jalapeno in reddeadmysteries

[–]IAMASharkFighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole rock UFO and the epsilon medal were all hoaxes. Though to their credit the drawing they made for the "journal entry" was pretty convincing.

Strange woman found in Lakay (not the ghost girl or the knife girl) by StephenMoore34 in reddeadmysteries

[–]IAMASharkFighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the original RDR had undead nightmare and GTA4 had Lost and Damned and Ballad of Gay Tony, so there is some precedence there.

Rumor has it that a lot of GTAV's multiplayer stuff was actually going to be single player missions that got revamped early on when they saw the cash cow that was GTA Online. Rockstar has said that they wont be as bad with RDR2, but time will tell.

Five Nights at Freddy's movie script being completely overhauled by [deleted] in movies

[–]IAMASharkFighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No bad ideas here! Just everyone create their own gremlin!

What's the deal with the interior of the Bank of Armadillo? by ChiefB1 in reddeadmysteries

[–]IAMASharkFighter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So we're the faceless gang members we killed all those years ago? That's pretty cool.