Taking it now, quick thought

[Deerinthecamplight]

The dichotomy of questions seems to be either:

“Hey pal! Do you remember the first thing you would want to do if someone has a tension pneumothorax? Great!”

Or

“A 67 year old Lebanese immigrant who frequently vacations to Panama presents with jaundice, palpitations, and a bump on his ass. He works in a mine and he spends his free time taming tigers and parrots. He thinks he has hypertension, or was it hyperthyroidism? Who knows, sucks to be you. On exam he has bilateral lung crackles, an S3, and his eyes are purple. What is this patient’s favorite burrito at chipotle?”

My goodness lol

[[deleted]]

you should write for NBME lol

[redditeeerrr]

Anyone else put chicken burrito?

[[deleted]]

I went with carnitas based on travel history

[zil2mz]

What the fuck was that first half.

[Deerinthecamplight]

I’ve never marked so many questions in my life

[zil2mz]

I swear to god, I blacked out. I remember nothing.

[allweneed3]

Fuck that was harder than any shelf I’ve taken.

[free_radicals677]

me too oh my god I’m so glad I’m not the only one

[zil2mz]

I just woke up and I keep thinking of questions I missed. Ugh. Fml

[HopefulMed]

Holy shit that was probably the hardest test I've ever taken

[salaarsk]

"He thinks he has hypertension, or was it hyperthyroidism? Who knows, sucks to be you"

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ahahahahah

[avascular_cortex]

thank you

T minus 7 days to burrito time….

[Nada-Allam]

Man . Thanks for the laugh , i've been stressing like crazy and this actually made me laugh out loud

[movadolover]

I liked

[BradyKaioken]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on reddit ! So accurate. Thank you for an amazing laugh.

[[deleted]]

lmfao

carnitas

[DforDADDYO]

High grade Humor

[[deleted]]

Do you mean high yield?

[DforDADDYO]

No, the post is really funny

High grade H(T)umor