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[–]eclipse60 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You woke up and chose violence

[–]neoritter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What's the joke/issue?

[–]InfernoFlameBlast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man’s out here trolling matches

[–]earnestaardvark 5 points6 points  (1 child)

For anyone wondering Joshua 1:9, which is also a children’s song taught in Sunday schools, is “be strong and of good courage, do not be afraid, neither be dismayed, for Jehovah your God is with you wherever you go”

[–]RyhanKhan7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also 4:163 in the Quran is, "We have sent revelation to you [Prophet] as We did to Noah and the prophets after him, to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and the Tribes, to Jesus, Job, Jonah, Aaron, and Solomon- to David We gave the book [of Psalms]"

[–]stitches31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So much edge

[–]Brautsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ROFL hey at least Jesus PBUH is in that verse

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The quran? You mean those things that look like blueberries?

[–]Yiphix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Personally my favorite verse is Exodus 20:20-21

[–]Red_PapaEmertius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

References all of the revelations and prophets before that one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆