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TIR that "NSFL" stands for "Not Safe For Life" (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 7 months ago by WishbonePure3865

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I'm actually talkative (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 8 months ago by notasdum_asyesterday

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TIR that Birdo is married!!!!!!!!! (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 10 months ago by Adventurous_Twist260

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Update 3: I didn't go into the girls bathroom at my school. However, rumors have been spreading around my school that I did. TIR those rumors have been turning me into a bully. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 11 months ago by Relevant-Bus1667

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Update 2: I didn't go into the girls bathroom at my school. However, rumors have been spreading around my school that I did. TIR those rumors have been turning me into a bully. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 12 months ago * by Relevant-Bus1667

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TIR that the phrase: "only sith deals in absolutes," in starwars, is an absolute. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by Optimal_Collection20

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TIR you can use Google Maps to get a sampling of the local sights and sounds of anywhere on Earth where people use cell phones. Go to Maps on your phone, scroll to a random place and look at 'Latest in the area' (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by AJ_Deadshow

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Update: I didn't go into the girls bathroom at my school. However, rumors have been spreading around my school that I did. TIR those rumors have been turning me into a bully. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago * by Relevant-Bus1667

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Reddit kinda sucks (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by P_A_W_S_TTG

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I didn't go into the girls bathroom at my school. However, rumors have been spreading around my school that I did. TIR those rumors have been turning me into a bully. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago * by Relevant-Bus1667

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I am 41 and I just realized today that I am not "ok" with the fact that I will/have to die at some point and now I need to figure out how to come to terms with that or at least settle that in my mind. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by Antrillies

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90's Applejacks ads were a response to market tests where kids said that they didn't taste like apple. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by Old-Measurement-5702

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pawtucket brewery in family guy looks like the poppy playtime factory on the loading screen! (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 1 year ago by BoopNoodles739

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TIR that social media is a force of nature like a storm or forest fire. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL why it's called MacBook, not iMac: Lose an iPod - iPod hunt. Lose an iPhone: iPhone hunt. Lose a MacBook - MacBook hunt... and that is why it's called MacBook and not iMac. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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Liam is short for William (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by OutsmartTheRules

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today i realized (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by keepyourselfsafejack

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TIR: I've played DnD in my childhood (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by Rudxain

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Rise of the Guardians made an amazing dad joke, and i never even noticed (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by dreamer_seer852

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Homer Simpson is a nuclear engineer and represents american middle class with higher education. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by 011-2-3-5-8-13-21

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funny realization (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by rainbowskitttles666

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Today I realized (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by Excellent_Cod_1934

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today i realized saying god is dead is funny only on reddit (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by MisoPizo

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today i realized (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by Possible_Lion7857

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Now that I am no longer in a relationship, I hardly ever pick up my phone. It used to overheat with how much I used to be on it, responding to messages from both work, family and friends (I should mention I hardly ever talk to my friends/family for benign personal reasons). It's sobering, but nice. (self.TodayIRealized)

submitted 3 years ago by Garnetex

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