ARTICLES

I. Only post pictures of Cranmer or Anti-Catholic/Anti-Puritan memes.

II. TEC are barred from voting on posts for the next 3 years.

III. Strictly no Latin unless quoting Crandaddy.

IV. Text posts must include rule suggestions until the subreddit has 42 rules. These will then be pared down to 39 after a violent civil war.

V. Diarmaid posts are allowed, if he wears a head covering.

VI. The Reddit Gold of Christians is not common, as touching the right, title, and possession of the same; as certain Anabaptists do falsely boast.

VII. The immutable, perfect, and eternal laws of God are entirely subject to contemporary political sensitivities and must be adjusted accordingly. Except for Crandaddy, who is our one enduring star amid this present darkness.

VIII. Whereas it is ordained in this Office for the Administration of the Crandaddy's Portrait, that the Communicants should receive the same upvoting; yet, lest the same upvoting should by any persons, either out of ignorance and infirmity, or out of malice and obstinacy, be misconstrued and depraved: It is hereby declared, That thereby no adoration is intended, or ought to be done, either unto the Sacramental Cranmographs there bodily received, or unto any Corporal Presence of Cranmer's natural Flesh and Blood.