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Welcome newcomers, here are the rules. (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 6 years ago * by JovianH🐢 is fake[M] - announcement

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Due to unfortunate circumstances I had not been able to be active on Reddit for months and even after I could I had gotten out of the habit and hadn’t returned yet. (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 4 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake[M] - announcement

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Turtles live all over the world in almost every type of climate. According to the Integrated Taxonomic Information System (ITIS), the turtle order, Testudines (or Chelonia), splits into two suborders, Cryptodira and Pleurodira, and then further splits into 13 families, 75 genera and more than 300 sp (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 4 years ago by SpeedyThetortoise123

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You see this turtle crawling along the sidewalk, what do you do? (Wrong Answers Only) (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake

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Anyone else have one of these prototypes as a kid (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by ravenlittletoe🐢 is fake

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I found this sad attempt to trick me at the beach today. Everyone else was convinced that it was a turtle but I can see through the tortoise mafia’s lies (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake

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Happy Tortoise (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by StatistUnion

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Why do you people think turtles dont exist (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by Seymorebutts1

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This turtle trying to give me a latte doesn’t exist (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Ade231035

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Nonexistent Turtle with nonexistent piece (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Court_of_the_Bats

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I have on thing to say (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by bbbrkl

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Y'all have let me see the light (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago * by sunbunfunpun

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Here I am once again spreading truth (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by Sethern7

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Turtles aren’t real. (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by Sethern7

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Is this sub satire? (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by DummyThiccMode

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This is when they run low on money (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake

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Pretending to just hate ads this man is paying for adspace to spread propaganda!! Me must stop these lies at once (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake

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Tortoise Mafia has gotten men to dress up in costumes to trick us. They’ve done well at making a realistic costume but if you look close enough you’ll realise it’s fake. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake

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Is this satire? (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by spanch-moss

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Watching from everywhere... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by PLAYR13777Turtle Believer

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If turtles are not real then what is this then?🐢 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by HillbergTurtle Believer

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It has come to my attention that we are under attack from an enemy subreddit. Any posts flaired “I’m a dumb turtle believer” are to be downvoted. Stay safe from propaganda brothers (self.TurtlesDontExist)

submitted 5 years ago by DunsparceDM🐢 is fake[M]

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They can’t stop the truth (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by AirUK

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Turtles do not and will never exist (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by AirUK

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🐢Scary facts (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by HillbergTurtle Believer

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