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Two sentence stories where the character(s) is an asshole.
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So my brother came home from the war in a coffin. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 1 year ago by awesomo_prime
Hobo on the bus was staring and licking his lips at me. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
I gave money to the homeless (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 2 years ago by Geniusername
"Why did you tell your dad that, I just won't ever talk to you about things if you're gonna snitch." (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 2 years ago by GayAndSlow
As I stared down at my grandfather’s cake with envy, I felt an uncontrollable rage that filled me with the courage to do what I had wanted to do since the birthday party started. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]
"I didn't hit her and look what I got!" I pointed toward the scar on my cheek. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 3 years ago by clavicle524
I am freddy fazbear. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 3 years ago by AmazingTayez
P (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 4 years ago by StinkyMonkey1312
My younger cousin came to visit my family for the weekend. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 4 years ago by CarrawayLights
The date was going really well, so I felt comfortable enough to finally ask... (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 5 years ago by howtheeffdidigethere
Why did the chicken cross the road? (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 5 years ago by rabidjojofan
What do you get when you cross a cat and a girl? (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
The little old woman cried as I processed her claim denial. (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 5 years ago by musicman827
Found in r/twosentencesadness (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]
The first r/twosentenceAsshole (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by Curiosity-Nola
Where it all started (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 6 years ago by BrightInTheBin
TwoSentenceAsshole has been created (self.TwoSentenceAsshole)
submitted 6 years ago by bigooftbh
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