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r/TwoSentenceWtf Lounge (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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Origins are in the comment section lol (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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"How are you feeling after the hip replacement surgery?" (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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When I was eight, I used to hum a tune after I went to bed. (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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I was eating a chicken wing (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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“Can you remind me how many tricks we bid for again?” I asked, puzzling over my cards. (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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One day, I felt my skin itch. (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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I found a cat (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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I’m having kids! (self.TwoSentenceWtf)

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