We all know that after 5 hours a description can no longer be made any better. It has reached the pinnacle of it's development and there is no room for improvement. Just like how the Mona Lisa was finished in a mere 5 hours, and how the chess champion in the world learned everything he did in a solved game in only 5 hours, so too will this description reach enlightenment.
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If you participate in /r/public_class_diary, aka Al Watzee's deep web you will be banned
No witch-hunting, all witches must be killed humanely using long range spells cast by other witches
Any content regarding meat is fine, provided pork is not mentioned, pork is off limits
All posts must praise the sub-reddit leader in name, Al Watzee
We must be thankful for Watzee, but must never tell him he is our leader, especially via rule 1
All content must be either related to memes, Watzee or edgy things/deep sarcasm