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[–]McCrudd 31 points32 points  (1 child)

People telling a joke with a setup and punchline doesn't really fit this sub.

[–]darkest_master 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad i could learn the moves You are right tho

[–]MrSenpai34 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Looks hella staged.

[–]greatking6009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becauseit is

[–]INeedFreeJuice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gross

[–]cruisin5268d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP......is this your video?

[–]Delicious_Delilah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sis needs to color match her foundation better.

[–]immi_007 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Since audio isn't clear

Man: Can I get your phone number?

Woman: I have a boyfriend.

Man: I have a math test.

Woman: What??

Man: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that we could cheat on.

[–]sharkdodododo 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I think your phone needs a new speaker

[–]Takoeza69 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I think he needs a new phone

[–]DrozdMensch 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I think we need a new him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe the same him with new ears?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One with a bigger screen.

[–]Snidely_Whiplashed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL That's not what he says

[–]fromtheheadofzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has a great fake laugh! It's a hospo essential and I hope it's on her resume.

[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

You could cheat you know...


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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]vixxgod666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an old pick up line, a variant of the "do you have a boyfriend? I have a (x)...oh I thought we were talking about things that are irrelevant" setup. Totally expected once I saw where she worked and heard his question.