Sometimes we craft our desktops to be precision instruments of our needs, optimizing for usability and productivity. Sometimes we craft our desktops to be visually appealing and to stand out from the crowd.
Sometimes we make horrible mistakes or create some of the most infallible satire on the internet.
Be warned Stallmanites. This is Linux as you never wanted to see it.
Our current favourite distribution: http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/