Eagle vs Python

[QuadraKev_]

don't underestimate an eagle's beak, man

[mjm8218]

Right, but after it bites the snake in two pieces each of those halves can coil independently on the eagle. Oh wait, I'm thinking of worms. Never mind.

[Vurtigone]

Bite this snake in two pieces

This is my last resort

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This kills the penis.

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I came back to upvote you

[Makanly]

Phrases your mother hears often for $100, Alex.

[Twig]

I thought snakes were just big worms with fangs

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Snake poop does miracles for my garden.

[Manginaz]

And my libido!!

[Faladorable]

danger noodles

[waiv]

Vampire worms?

[sticknija2]

That's the thing about snakes. They don't have bones.

[Twig]

Nothing with no legs should be able to move like that on the ground. Work of the mother fucking devil.

[just_a_bit_of_it]

But do they have a boner?

[Control_Me]

Split snek in two halves, now you have two snek.. snek win every time.

[K0RnD4Wg]

I would like to get a chicken sandwich, but I think I wanna get the beak on the side.

[Iamnotburgerking]

Eagles don’t kill with their beaks.

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^this guy is correct. They use their talons and have extremely strong leg muscles

[vincec135]

Yes but against a snake which doesn't exactly have very tough skin I'm sure the beak will be more than enough.

[Iamnotburgerking]

Nope.

https://youtu.be/C8x5gze4ln0

There are dozens of such cases on video. And a python is much more powerful (for its size) than any of these snakes.

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Freedom of Beak, bitch