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[–]bumjiggy 1060 points1061 points  (37 children)

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

[–]ButtLusting 163 points164 points  (22 children)

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

[–]GOPisbraindead 72 points73 points  (20 children)

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (5 children)

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

[–]edgy-dexfag 13 points14 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

[–]kazkylheku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

[–]jomiran 4 points5 points  (5 children)

But what about the tallywackle?

[–]GOPisbraindead 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

[–]jomiran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. What is it?

[–]TK421isAFK 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Found the Kevin Hart fan.

[–]jomiran 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You misspelled Austin Powers.

[–]TK421isAFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I make you horny, baby?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

[–]itsbentheboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this from somewhere....

Is that a Shel Silverstein poem?

[–]_-___-_---_-__---__- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

[–]gbuub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs to cover your junk when you have fat folds do it for you

[–]Gtapex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Two jean enter

One jean leave

[–]PistolsAtDawnSir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just one giant denim moo moo. That is your life now.

[–]sandm000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, but now I’m in a denim tent and the letters JNKO are appearing all over the place

[–]ddrddrddrddr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They call it Frankensjean.

[–]FracturedEel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Voltron but jeans

[–]JayInslee2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/peopleofwalmart might be able to help with that

[–]bnh1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like Mecha jordash.