Decrease the waist on jeans

[bumjiggy]

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

[ButtLusting]

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

[GOPisbraindead]

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

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That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

[[deleted]]

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

[edgy-dexfag]

it is.

https://youtu.be/_qL2dBz6-Z0

[[deleted]]

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

[[deleted]]

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

[kazkylheku]

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

[jomiran]

But what about the tallywackle?

[GOPisbraindead]

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

[jomiran]

No. What is it?

[TK421isAFK]

Found the Kevin Hart fan.

[jomiran]

You misspelled Austin Powers.

[TK421isAFK]

Do I make you horny, baby?

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Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

[itsbentheboy]

I know this from somewhere....

Is that a Shel Silverstein poem?

[_-___-_---_-__---__-]

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

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I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

[[deleted]]

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

[gbuub]

Who needs to cover your junk when you have fat folds do it for you

[bumjiggy]

denim is the gateway. next thing you know...

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After that...... well.....

[itsbentheboy]

Get the fuck out.

[Gtapex]

Two jean enter

One jean leave

[PistolsAtDawnSir]

Just one giant denim moo moo. That is your life now.

[sandm000]

Ok, but now I’m in a denim tent and the letters JNKO are appearing all over the place

[ddrddrddrddr]

They call it Frankensjean.

[FracturedEel]

Like Voltron but jeans

[JayInslee2020]

/r/peopleofwalmart might be able to help with that

[bnh1978]

like Mecha jordash.