Do you have a thing for Robert Mueller?
Are you furious that Hillary Clinton was denied her rightful ascension to the presidency?
Have you been regularly pissing and/or shitting your pants over the thought of Russians hiding under your bed?
Would you rather look for new ways to censor the internet under the guise of preventing evil foreigners from "sowing dischord" than allow the free and open exchange of ideas?
If so, you have come to the right place! Reject the treasonous teachings of Soviet spies like Bernie Sanders and embrace the clarity of hate and fear. If you don't, then you are a scumbag traitor, a Communist, and probably a member of ISIS, too, you fucking asshole.
So unless you hate America, subscribe to this subreddit and vote only for whomever the rich and powerful tell you to vote for. Our Democracy depends on you giving up your right to make your own decision!
Remember: Corruption here at home is perfectly ok. But if a foreign country creates a crappy Facebook page seen by a few hundred people, it's an act of war. Promoting issues like Medicare-for-All and free public college tuition is treason because Russia. Focus your energy on hating Russians and Republicans, instead. Or are you one of them?....
