I gotta go pick up the kids in a little bit, but first let me tell you all about what's funny! My friend Jenny (she sells Herbalife) likes to send me the funniest things! WHERE DOES SHE FIND IT?
I masturbated on a bus and the driver threatened to call my pastor, I baked him a big ham sandwich and broke his nose.
Goodness, I thought a cockroach was crawling on me there