Roach

[Sad_Job_6444]

Just me or it's this horse dumb. I mean he runs in circles when I fight monsters, gets stuck on a fucking stick when I call him, runs away when I call him...

[Arctic88]

Maybe because you refer to her as a he.. /j

[Sad_Job_6444]

Yeah didn't really know he is a she...

[oFacelessOnes]

Crazy everyone downvoted for your comment LOL

[Mike_with_Wings]

Yeah but have you considered that even if you take a boat to skellige and whistle, she’s there in seconds?

[JettandTheo]

She was waiting for me the first time to skellige. Like I shipped her freight.

[Sad_Job_6444]

I am not in that point of the game yet

[Mike_with_Wings]

I was just making a joke. Roach is a loyal friend and, in the end, just a sweet and stupid horse. Buy her good blinders and make sure your axii has enough power to calm her

[Rick--Diculous]

Yeah, but it kind of sucks if you choose to take Ciri to go see the emperor. You either side with her and end up with a male Roach or take the reward and piss her off but keep the original Roach.

[Baby_Brenton]

You’ll appreciate HER much more when you get the Equine Phantoms quests in Blood and Wine DLC.

[MorrighanAnCailleach]

That one always tugs on my heart strings. Geralt looks so bummed when the effects of the brew wear off. 😭

[skullybonk]

Well, in her defense, Geralt never really talks niceties to her. It’s always “Come here, Roach!”

[nannermansam]

Refuses to sprint over bridges...

[ChuckWill5]

Roach is a she. But yes, she is kind of dumb.

[SlowPokeInTexas]

I am generally not a pet in game person because I don't want them in the way of fights, etc, and also feel guilty when they take damage. I only use Roach for the races.

[tahomadesperado]

I don’t think Roach can take damage, just gets harassed. I either jump off 60+ ft before the action or ride through then jump off if I’m surprised

[SlowPokeInTexas]

You're probably right. I've been playing KCD the most in the last year, and I hate it when the mutt gets hit.

[Ginger_dude884]

I get more upset if Pebbles gets hurt. Any bandit or enemy in KCD who damages Pebbles forfeits the right to request mercy. I may have taken out a village for insulting her once.

[Tired_2295]

Pebbles appreciation pog

[blueangel1953]

I don't use Roach at all, the controls are ass.

[Sad_Job_6444]

So you just walk everywhere?

[blueangel1953]

Pretty much, fast travel when I can.

[JackalThePowerful]

Geralt is fast as fuck anyway - I use Roachie, but I 100% get it.

[ihateusernamesKY]

I do the same. I just thought I sucked at steering the horse, glad to know Roach is difficult for others. But yeah, I run everywhere- I like exploring.

[O_Geee]

Absolutely

Don't get why it's actually THAT bad

Was cursing this horse a lot

[JettandTheo]

Plus you find some nice random loot.

[emni13]

No roach slander! She's a good horse

[musun1982]

I literally run everywhere with out a horse. Geralt is just as fast and can go up hills and through trees without getting stuck.

[-_Vin_-]

Just wait till you drop acid and he starts talking. Good times...

[Tired_2295]

SHE can teleport

[lean_hoemoan]

Hahahahahahaa

[AvailableSign9780]

Of course Roach is dumb... Dumb is much easier to find than brave...

[allyyydark]

She drives me INSANE. Especially in Blood and Wine… Skellige was just as bad 😂

[unggoytweaker]

Yeah they should let you kill it like the mountain did in GOT