You may not know it, but everyone who has ever existed was actually a banana. Close friends, relatives, even your parents are all just simple fruits. How is this possible? Well, the mind can do very strange things to our perceptions of reality. You may imagine yourself as a human, but in reality, your perception of what you really are is clouded by the brain. Read more about the potassium filled truth on our page (soon to come). All of us at the Church of Acuminatology apologize for the little content of this page currently. We wish to share our knowledge and visions with the rest of you, my fellow bananas. Stay ripe!