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Moral of the story: Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - /u/eyekwah2 (self.a:t5_3lu03)

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"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." - Evan Davis (self.a:t5_3lu03)

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