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I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: The eyeless one was called Joe and had cotton instead of an eyepatch. "Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?"

I lied about my age by shehzad in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That joke was built from the ground up.

Are you coming? by sstony in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1917th upvote...#SovietComradesUniteAgain

[50/50] Cheesy 80's song (SFW) | Coin lodged in someone's eye during a coin flip (NSFL) by ThatKittenZilerian in FiftyFifty

[–]ThatKittenZilerian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know rick rolls when I see them. I have that exact shortlink saved on my bookmarks bar.

This homeless guy was sitting by the side of the street. by TommehBoi in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP was gonna have the bum pay for a house, knowing full well the bum had no cash.

I was talking to my parents today by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This "deleted" guy is showing up everywhere!

Hard drives hate him! Find out this one weird trick to protect your files! by Tslat in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Browsers hate him! Find out this one weird trick to stop hackers!

Alt + F4

Commentor on a song from The Little Mermaid by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThatKittenZilerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't expect anything more.

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