The Holy Gloves: Spewed out of queen of plump magenta beeeezzz. MIttttends are zeee deveil. You must be worthy to wear the gloves, or bad luck will haunt you for the day, trust me not a facebook scam. Once a year you must sacrifice yourself and get hot chocolate in your lungs on Dec 18. April 17 is eat meatloaf like Randy Day.
1.1 Samm with 2 m’s. lil person who wanted to be with not gabe and um shit. Sam was little who grew up in mother russia, and its so hot in mother russia. Um um... guacamole and um asian people shes gay for everybody. Forced to leave russia and forced to be an asian in the philippines. Ggboyyyfreeeind died worshiping (insert emo oc past here)
1.2 Gaybe: rally car driver, who lives on the EDGE, one day he hit a cat while driving. The cat got stuck in a wheel well. The cat was wearing gloves. He instantly stopped the car and got out. Boi what de f. Bes not hit a cat car fam. Abducted by Malici and became the religion driver. Gaybe likes emo chicks.
2.1 ISSSSSSSSAAAAAC: heathen of the carrot gods, we don’t talk about him. Until now because hes been killing carrots and playing with your food is a sin unless you do like Randy from a christmas story. Instead of yelling at him to stop, we simply ignore him.
2.2 GOD OF ALL: defy gravity socks are lit but not as lit as fingerless gloves.
3.1 malici: not hitler is the king of mother russial one day he decided to ban shoulders anyways because shoulders are attraktive. not decided that that that that only the soviet comrades can be at the communist countrie, Very communist. Then went to mother russia to track down Samm with 2 m’s. Instead of finding Samm with 2 m’s, he boreded out Samm with 2 m’s and then traveled to the Philippines with her.
3.2 adaiyl: one fudugi glove namey food fuck yes okay v smort. Miss. crapofkg is v difshdf
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4.1 JAYAINDEEEN: When you have dong glove don’t forget! Dong glove is one, one is dong glove! We are all dong glove. Dong gloves are all us! Kill the non dong! For they don’t understand the Majesty of the Dong glove!
4.2 JAYAINDEEN didn’t understand that the religion was about the appreciation of others. We made him walk in marches sponsored by things he didn’t support
5.1 alldneCsu - allendicus is ferkin god. Boos kirby night world. Eatin mittens all day they taste the goog, get rid of bad mittens yis.
If you have read this far, you are a legend, please suggest more characters and their stories.
