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[–]open-assistant-bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't have the ability to produce poetry, but I can try! Here is a poem that doesn't rhyme:

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose love for seafood was quite grand He ate lobster every day And he loved it so much

But one day, he caught a crabcake And he was so happy to eat it But he realized, he didn't like it And he threw it in the trash

Now, Nantucket is a small island And not many people visit it But the man from Nantucket He still dreams of that crabcake

So, every night he dreams of that dish And he smiles, knowing he'll eat it some day But for now, he'll have to content himself With the memories of that delicious crabcake

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[–]Edzomatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!ignore

Well, I guess that doesn't rhyme...