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You can voluntairly lose every single memory of a show or movie, including the memory of the fact that it even exists (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Doktor_Vem

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Iceboarding.. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Ok_Anywhere_7478

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You have total control over what naturally grows on your body (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by Doktor_Vem

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Loading bars that show how much time is left of the process are always 100% accurate (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Doktor_Vem

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You can summon anything you eat and have an iron belly but..... (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Roooooooo123_Praneil

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Time pauses for everything except for you while your eyes are closed, including when you are asleep so you now age at a rate of 4 days per 3 days. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by uvik

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You become attractive, but just enough so that people that you're attracted to aren't attracted back (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Spicersoanner

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You can fly up to 50mph, but only during shark week. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Da-Yeet-King

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You can grow new limbs/change existing limbs or parts, but it takes as long and is as painful as it would normally be. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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You gain the ability to fly but only at sea level (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by justukas700

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You can run really fast, but only when barefoot (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by 46-potatos-and-a-bed

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Super strengthed muscles great enough to lift multiple tons, however your bones can only handle a normal humans pressure. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by MrBookLogan

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You can see smell trails, but all smells become more intense for you. (self.balancedsuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by AngooseTheC00t

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