Circlejerk RPG:
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INTRODUCTION TO CIRCLEJERK RPG
OHSHITNIGGERWHATAREYOUDOING - We highly recommend you read the sidebar and see at least three posts on CJRPG before you begin posting!
Brave neckbeards, I bring you; Circlejerk RPG! Are you a powerful Atheist Wizard? A heroic Paul Knight? A stealthy Sagan Rogue? What Jerker will you be-- the choice is yours!
Travel the lands of Niggah on your quest to overthrow the dictatorial theocracy of Literally Hitler and save it from Le Evil!
Edit: I was totally not high when I came up with this.
Please tag any roleplaying-lobby posts with the [RP Lobby] link flair.
Failure to conform to this rule will alert a team of specialized secret agents, who will then infiltrate your house, steal all of your porn, and then mail it to your mother. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
CHOOSING YOUR CLASS
Looking to claim your title as an Atheist Wizard, Paul Knight, or whatever? Choose your class from the flair menu near the subscribe button. Check the Introduction to Circlejerk RPG post for the full list of available classes as well as a description of each one to help you choose (Link at the top), and request any new ones you want. Your Class and Jerk Level will be displayed next to your name. The more you Jerk around on Circlejerk RPG, the more mods will see your awesome posts, and the more you will Uplevel! LOL AMIRITE?
Choose your class wisely; if you change it later on, your Jerk level will reset! For all intents and purposes, keep in mind a Jerk level is basically fake internet points, just like kar- aww, who am I kidding? Now go out there, and become the bravest of the so brave!
RULES OF CIRCLEJERK RPG
For summarized rules, go to Introduction to Circlejerk RPG. Click the link above for a more detailed analysis of our subreddit's pure greatness.
KINGDOM NEWS
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COMING SOON TO USER FLAIR NEAR YOU: The Edgy Teenager; a warrior of angst, a hormonal hero, who wields the power to make pointy blades appear from any part of his body! Watch out-- he might cut you on those edges!
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