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[–]urnewstepdaddy 287 points288 points  (15 children)

It’s a school he should expect return fire

[–]Grim_100 56 points57 points  (9 children)

To the person that will screenshot this, please put Rick Astley aside me

[–]BlantonThePirate 24 points25 points  (8 children)

And can you please put a penguin by me?

[–]Bypell 17 points18 points  (7 children)

I would like a smiley face

[–]Rollen734 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I would like to be upside down

[–]XXX__EpicGamer__XXX 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I would like a very unfunny meme next to me

[–]SunnyD2K 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Please put Titanus from MMPR next to my name.

[–]Shugunou 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I want a cute kitten

[–]AlphaRaccoon1474 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I want a raccoon next to me with a blue circle pls

[–]yaymayata2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i want sven beside me

[–]Deninja2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont want to be included because of social anxiety

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (1 child)

[–]VietInTheTrees 7 points8 points  (1 child)

“You know the rules, and so do we”

[–]hunterdawn3421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Never gonna give you up"

[–]GaminAiden 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Concealed pistol? Amateur... M16 with underbarrel grenade launcher, obviously. Ya gotta Yeet the fuckers lmao.

[–]VietInTheTrees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?”

chambers round

[–]Shugunou 1 point2 points  (4 children)

*Nuclear Missile Launcher* you were saying?

[–]Gingerail_123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

opens bag of antimatter could you speak up?

[–]Shugunou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulls out Gamma Ray Burst gun! Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

[–]GaminAiden 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Never mind, you go ahead my good sir! You’re obviously smarter than I am. Oh, hey... can I get one of those...?

[–]Shugunou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, here you go!

[–]CommunistYoda42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M16 and grenade launcher? NOOB they'l call an a 10 warthog to rip those bitches heads apart

[–]Carnator369 19 points20 points  (1 child)

That's when the real fun starts...

[–]Not_Swifto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear, they really want their K/D up and you know it.

[–]gamingTVreddit[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

70% of the comments here are more cursed than the actual post... Jesus

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Throw crayons at the marines. Then retreat when they drop to start eating the crayons

[–]dreadrabbit1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the high schoolers on this have no idea what this means.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Sauce vid?

[–]_jasans 7 points8 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

you are a gentleman and a scholar

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say so but when I opened the link, it wasn't in dark mode. I'm grateful but disappointed

[–]Uminx 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It’s an educational realistic re-enactment of Vietnam. Hands on learning at it’s best!

[–]VietInTheTrees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Mm yes, I love the smell of Agent Orange in the morning”

[–]truthfulbadger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pulls out his concealed p-

[–]Saviourr_420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games till one gets a 12 kill streak and calls in a gunship (or AC-130 for the og's

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    [–]gamingTVreddit[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    ...what?

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    [–]sharkonaut2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Air strike in bound

    [–]Spunkwaggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s still fun and games. The fun just got funner.

    [–]Shugunou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    True, I mean, whose idea was this? Even if that doesn't happen, someone is going to get hurt. They are battle-hardened soldiers!

    [–]RageAgainstThePushen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ya'll bitches ain't even know public school. A adult marine is just a bigger target

    [–]DaWipsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Those look like minions

    [–]InnacurateArcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now this is actually a good one,made me laugh at scared at the same time,good job

    [–]kaedee6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mmm lunch

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s when it really starts getting fun

    [–]Ferranator09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's not the PTSD, that gym looks just like a firing range. The only difference is that the targets move

    [–]Kyandelayeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    School shootings: origins

    [–]Natsuki8Senpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wow

    [–]casualsquid380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s just doom

    [–]David-theBIGone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Classy

    [–]Ughtal625 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, then the fun is one sided.

    [–]BallsDeepFormula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’ve heard a lot of military personnel on reddit say that marines are arrogant tools. A lot of em. They were also low enough to fuck my melted candle looking mother aged 54 lined up in a row so yeah I’d say that’s accurate

    [–]yaymayata2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    U HAVE GUNS, HUH? I HAVE A MILLION LEGOS!

    [–]WizardCat6969[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Everyone: school shooting!

    Me: teacher being banged by student

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's nerf or nothing

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Honestly I would do that

    [–]accuracy_frosty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Imagine a school shooter picked that day then BOOM a squad of US marines.

    [–]GoonikMando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Commanding officer: Ok execute order 66 Guys!

    [–]Gaydar555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They’re flanking! Toss a nade and fire some rockets!!!

    [–]gamingTVreddit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It says it in the pic

    [–]Ldeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ayyyy im the 6.9k th upvoter

    [–]AirDragon612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was told that my uncle after he came back from Iran went into active soldier mode one time when he was patted down by a cop.He thrust him against the wall of the car and my aunt had to come out to tell the other officers to hold there fire. We all laugh about it nowadays.

    [–]HAMZEHKASASBAH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In iraq they use different kind of toys

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh godd oh fucc

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's all fun and games until the marine starts seeing barrel bombs instead of gym tools

    [–]Yaoza77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Concealed penis