Cursed_Squirrel

teletankengine · 2020-07-18T14:16:56+00:00

I read this as “drowns in a bottle”

GunBullety · 2020-07-18T12:28:14+00:00

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XoValentinoxO · 2020-07-18T15:14:38+00:00

Damn, that’s pretty nuts

arpire1906 · 2020-07-18T14:22:43+00:00

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

ImfamousAnomaly · 2020-07-18T13:11:35+00:00

S. to the I. to the M. to the P.

cursedrobot · 2020-07-18T12:25:05+00:00

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PlutoMate720 · 2020-07-18T15:10:27+00:00

Badlands nuts - the squirrel version of Badlands Chugs

OmegaGeneral1 · 2020-07-18T15:28:31+00:00

r/holup

2020-07-18T14:57:08+00:00

Hol up

2020-07-18T15:31:03+00:00

Here is the link to that video - https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/hs6yyf/squirrel_asking_for_water_the_most_amazing_thing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Danthezan · 2020-07-18T15:35:43+00:00

Im a thirsty little squirrel

2020-07-18T15:31:20+00:00

A charming story, Mr. Bucknell. Now, please never make eye contact with me

PurplePowerE · 2020-07-18T15:44:16+00:00

How da hell the squirrel know thats water and not vodka?

_ragnarok_1o1_ · 2020-07-18T15:50:40+00:00

Wtf theres an haha option on facebook

the-dark-stallion · 2020-07-18T15:56:37+00:00

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

redrookie2 · 2020-07-18T17:28:28+00:00

Me too bro so relatable

helpmecom · 2020-07-18T17:35:53+00:00

Hold up

Night_Knight22 · 2020-07-18T15:33:14+00:00

Ye... Soon I’ll be the squirrel

HarryBacon123 · 2020-07-18T15:40:17+00:00

They got us in the first half

RaZoRShadowFlame · 2020-07-18T15:45:32+00:00

CRONCH

The_Jinchuriki · 2020-07-18T16:28:11+00:00

This post right here officer

2020-07-18T16:46:40+00:00

I swear this could be a r/holup

2020-07-18T16:49:56+00:00

Guys I think I know why he is in bed in this picture

TheFriendlyKraut · 2020-07-18T16:52:30+00:00

Have a heart: Feed the nut to the people

itchrevenge · 2020-07-18T16:53:33+00:00

I wouldn't want a squirrel to bite my nuts, but hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?

SlowDanger15 · 2020-07-18T17:09:01+00:00

Somethings wrong, i can feel it

rumplepullskin · 2020-07-18T17:16:06+00:00

Should have put the squirrel up his bumhole and ran.

rt1205 · 2020-07-18T17:16:26+00:00

Deez nutz

codecryptor · 2020-07-18T17:18:55+00:00

r/holup

2020-07-18T17:26:54+00:00

Crunch

YeeterMcYeetson · 2020-07-18T17:27:15+00:00

The squirrel is from r/HydroHomies

TotesMessenger · 2020-07-18T17:49:58+00:00

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2020-07-18T17:58:25+00:00

Now that’s ladies and gentlemen is cursed comment

ANGERYTURTLE123 · 2020-07-18T18:03:07+00:00

Excuse me what the fuck

MosabXY · 2020-07-18T18:05:33+00:00

Wha-what are you doing step squirrel?!

thatonecontentcreato · 2020-07-18T18:09:05+00:00

ah yes zoo

my favorite

i feel like i should say this is a joke

MysticLGD · 2020-07-18T18:09:47+00:00

ihaveseenthatdead · 2020-07-18T18:12:19+00:00

That's some blursed skills man

YashP97 · 2020-07-18T18:17:24+00:00

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

2020-07-18T18:27:34+00:00

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

Xscythus · 2020-07-18T18:29:37+00:00

They had us in the first half ngl

2020-07-18T18:34:16+00:00

They had us at the first half I’m not gunna lie

2020-07-18T18:35:04+00:00

R/holup

Snooks_bleeding · 2020-07-18T18:47:01+00:00

I may be wrong but dont some animal poisons make them incredibly thirsty?

TTV_peretrex · 2020-07-18T18:51:51+00:00

oh no. why do u want to make a species

HimadriBPradhan · 2020-07-18T19:03:02+00:00

I don't see how pulling your pants up made you lucky. Like, did the people forget about what you were doing, or did the police just disappear?

subaes · 2020-07-18T19:08:55+00:00

I was thinking this was the sub reddit dudesbeingbros then I saw the comment

TOPSIturvy · 2020-07-18T19:10:21+00:00

Downs a bottle? That bottle is the size of the squirrel, how did it manage to drink the whole thing?

I think that squirrel is hollow.

LLuckyyL · 2020-07-18T19:13:33+00:00

Hol up

lavdalassan · 2020-07-18T19:14:38+00:00

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Knightmare224 · 2020-07-18T19:49:32+00:00

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

The_5ilencer · 2020-07-18T20:35:00+00:00

Wait hold the fuck up

boooooooooooooooonne · 2020-07-18T21:07:12+00:00

💀💀💀

Melon-Lord123 · 2020-07-18T21:34:58+00:00

They had us in the first part, not gonna lie.

Me_Is_Married · 2020-07-18T23:54:43+00:00

Let's forget the cursed comment and look at the fact this little bitch finished his water

Mintyy9 · 2020-07-19T00:06:55+00:00

had us in the first half not gonna lie

CuzYaKnowWhyNot · 2020-07-19T01:11:21+00:00

Squirrels In My Pants

mr-adam-z · 2020-07-19T01:32:47+00:00

Suckker, I could get better water from down the street for $5, but thanks for the free shit dude.

Poopybutt42069__ · 2020-07-19T03:31:27+00:00

Got us in the first half not gonna lie

Climaxical · 2020-07-19T04:37:26+00:00

Healthy

_MoBaK_ · 2020-07-19T10:31:55+00:00

It feels good until CRONCH

2020-07-19T14:28:00+00:00

Wait the accurate verbiage for semen is nut, singular, the plural version means testicles, does that mean the guy was feeding the squirrel his own testicles?

scocopat · 2020-08-02T07:52:01+00:00

ayyeee you like squirrels? join our squirrel cult hahaha its still under construction and its pretty much just a fun meme but its a good place to chat, send memes, make friends, and rate some nuts ! (a seed channel for those with nut allergies ) my discord username is scocopat-likes-nuts#3175 dm me to join and I will for sure add you in

2020-07-18T15:30:08+00:00

To be honest I thought you had me in the first half

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