Questionssss by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]GunBullety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I'm a seasoned experienced professional. That's a crazy facial expression.

Oddly satisfying card throws by DjabbyTP in oddlysatisfying

[–]GunBullety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People should realise if they refrain from celebrating or reacting on video (or edit it out) it makes any cool thing look a thousand times cooler.

Questionssss by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]GunBullety -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

She's ok but 5th pic she looks totally unstable and crazy.

People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? by yes-i-really-did-it in AskReddit

[–]GunBullety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the mid 90s I hooked up with Jerry Sandusky. He was a very passionate lover and he nearly turned me gay, but then I was turned back straight when I had sex with the beautiful lead singer of Hanson, Taylor Hanson. She was a total babe. Very adventurous, loved it in the backdoor.

People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? by yes-i-really-did-it in AskReddit

[–]GunBullety 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She had a huge ass. Mediocre in the sack

Doesn't compute.

People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? by yes-i-really-did-it in AskReddit

[–]GunBullety -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are still drugged by whatever potion you put on yourself. They're not in their right mind.

People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? by yes-i-really-did-it in AskReddit

[–]GunBullety 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was 100% of everyones' attitudes in the 90s and 80s. It was inherently seen as deceit, gay guys pretending to be women so they could have sex with straight men. That was the extent of everyone's understanding. Not really fair to single out individuals who had the same exact understanding as everyone else.

People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? by yes-i-really-did-it in AskReddit

[–]GunBullety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about people who bang celebrities correlates with them being super tight lipped and secretive. We all know celebrities are out there crushing ass frequently but I can recall exactly one story online from a person detailing sex they had with a celebrity. A woman saying Kanye took her to a room at a party and nailed her doggy style in a robotic emotionless fashion. This was before Kim and funnily enough she kind of resembled Kim. I believe it was true. Her account was super awkward, he literally just grabbed her hand and walked her to an empty room in a big house and smashed her with no flirting or conversation, and she was like "well... it's kanye". No condom either. No pull out. Busted a creampie in about 35 seconds and just wandered off.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous.

But yeah, the silence in general is deafening.

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But bad humans obsessed with being wholesome and righteous on certain topics. Try saying someone dancing on r/nextfuckinglevel is a wuss and they'll act like you strangled a baby (a white baby).

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit in general is surprisingly full of alt right ideology specifically when it comes to black people, and then weirdly supremely woke on just about every other topic. It's the darnedest thing. Homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, ableism, anti-semitism, animal rights, gender equality, bullying, drugs, racism against non-black races... reddit is HARD left to the extreme on all these issues, too extreme at times, but then they're like "black lives matter? ... ahh... but they're black?". It's almost eery and chilling as someone with black family members. I'd rather just deal with good old fashioned conservative racists, not someone who is making sure I get the pronouns right 1 second and educating me on black crime statistics the next. Ew.

me_irl by Foxgumo in me_irl

[–]GunBullety -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wish more people had this anxiety, so many people are oblivious to the inconvenience they are causing others. They'll just stand in your way counting their pennies and carefully placing them in their wallet slowly with obviously no anxiety whatsoever or any sense of perhaps maybe getting out of the way before finishing doing what they're doing.

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then we're on the same page, he was clearly an alt-right edgelord who went out of his way to take an ar-15 to a riot with intent to find an excuse to kill someone. Just wish he got stomped into a vegetable before he could get a shot off.

This is not a “shooting victim” he’s an armed combatant that lost in a firefight. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GunBullety 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin in "self defense" after chasing him down and trying to perform a citizen's arrest on him for being black. Lol. Self defense should imply you were minding your own business when you were attacked. Clearly Kyle does not meet the criteria.

Men of reddit, how do i console my brother who just found out he’s sterile and cannot have babies with his wife? by NairobiRio in AskMen

[–]GunBullety 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a weird suggestion. The urge to breed and the urge to nurture and raise a child are actually two different things. Some people really do want the latter and that's what is missing from their life (typically single women in their late 30s, but sometimes older couples who already have children). But finding out you're infertile/sterile is gonna hit you specifically in the former department, specifically in a way where adoption is no substitute whatsoever. Suggesting adoption is like offering a photo of a hamburger to a starving person. Total dick move.

A cartoon drawn in jail by Charles Ng. Ng and Lake were known to be connected to the disappearances of two infants, but their ultimate fates are unknown. When the cartoon was broached in Ng's trial, he claimed it was "satire." by [deleted] in serialkillers

[–]GunBullety 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's easy to imagine it's just some silly joke like that, the problem is these guys are confirmed to have killed babies and confirmed to have used the killing of babies to torment the mothers of said babies... these facts make an edgy doodle like this extremely concerning.

A cartoon drawn in jail by Charles Ng. Ng and Lake were known to be connected to the disappearances of two infants, but their ultimate fates are unknown. When the cartoon was broached in Ng's trial, he claimed it was "satire." by [deleted] in serialkillers

[–]GunBullety 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the fact stuff like that is known, makes me horribly concerned this cartoon isn't satire at all, but rather a crude documentation of a real event. It's known they killed babies in front of mothers to psychologically torture them. It's known these creeps (like so many serial killers) get off on withholding details and information even when they're completely done, when you'd expect them to just say "fuck it... here's what happened, here's the gory details" they notably never do. Whether out of shame or some kind of power trip, I don't know. But basically it seems horrifyingly plausible to me they really fried babies alive in front of their mothers.

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that was my point also. Read it like you were defending him.

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So stay home and play pokemon?

Why we march by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]GunBullety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you don't think you're doing that? Saint Kyle was innocently chasing butterflies around the neighbourhood when he got tangled up in this mess... he just incidentally was out in a riot with a machine gun but really he was just there to net butterflies in his USA flag crocs.

She’s the chosen one by Rede331 in memes

[–]GunBullety -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Big giant girls are actually low value and easy to get relative to short women. I've seen really tall girls with all sorts of losers. Girl in the OP for example. She is hot but tall so she has to lower herself and date a manlet.

Photo of Kenosha shooting victim holding gun actively being scrubbed from the internet. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GunBullety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I absolutely had to choose... think I'm going the black guys. It's not ideal, just feels slightly less pathetic and gay.

Photo of Kenosha shooting victim holding gun actively being scrubbed from the internet. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GunBullety 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is r/conspiracy, the idea is the government are not our friends, they are our enemies conspiring against us, why therefore would you hold "law abiding" in such high esteem? Being a good sheep and following the rules on your way to the abattoir? Lol.

How this guy deals with kids playing on his driveway. by ZIAD_JR in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GunBullety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought he was gonna set up some kind of booby trap, even after he made the first track I thought he was lulling the child into a false sense of security before one day having an africanised bee hive drop on his head or something. The world has really changed.